Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Phoebe has been encumbered with a task: finding a husband. Of course, it was a rather common expectation for a young woman of the early 1800s. However, Phoebe's husband-to-be had additional requirements. First, the man should be willing to give his name to a woman who decorated her conversations with stutters. Secondly, the husband-to-be would have to sacrifice his previous pursuits and instead continue her father's plantation. Thirdly, the said-husband must be of liberal-mind and use the plantation as a ruse to free slaves. Surprisingly, this task may not be as herculean to a visiting English-man.

Basically, daily life for the oh-so-fabulous Sasuke. Based off of the new Naruto movie: Road to Ninja. And, as you can so obviously tell, Sasuke is fab.

*DEATH NOTE FAN FICTION* Artimi Lau and Blake Bond were best friends. Raised in the Whammy House together, they grew up with the boy who would soon become L, unconsciously paving his way to stardom. When the two girls grow up, they go their separate ways. One bathes in light, while the other seeps in darkness. Kira, the murderer of hundreds, is both evident in their lives. Having not spoken since they left Whammy, they meet again. Who will prevail, the Light or the Dark?

'Whoever falls in love first loses.' When daring Emily Rosser meets the arrogant player, Aaron Nichols, the two of them clash immediately. However, upon coming across a picture online, the invention of their very game is inspired, where the critical rule is 'whoever falls in love first loses.' WATTY AWARDS 2012

Angela's day started out like any other day. She slept, she got up, and she got the mail. She didn't even know how much that one small task could change her life forever. When she discovers a peculiar letter mixed in with the mail, Angela can't help but open the letter. Upon reading it, she realizes that she hasn't just received any random letter. Rather, she has received a letter from the very battle fields of Vietnam. Angela doesn't know it yet, but this is the first of many letters that will be exchanged between her and the soldier writing to her from across the world.

The Lying Game is simple. The rule of the game is not to lie. The goal of the game is not to die.

Mara Lynn is the most beautiful girl in the world. James Parker is the ordinary boy who discovers her power. Set on the beaches of Michigan in 1994, the book depicts the joys and consequences of young love as Mara and James meet, shoot a movie, fend off bullies, and explore the potential of infinite beauty. "The Accidental Siren" is a dark, contemporary fairytale available on paperback and ebook at the end of June! To learn more, check out my website at www.JakeVanderArk.com!

Serena Davidson leads two lives. At school, she's a morbidly obese, stupid, nerdy, bitchy, slutty, and a teacher's pet. But at home she's the scrawny vegetarian pushover. What would possess someone to wear a fat suit every day? And what happens when someone finds out?

An infamous music school. Cute teachers. A delinquent. And rich bitches. What exactly has Allie Heywood gotten herself into? Allie Heywood loves to play piano. Ever since she was a child, she's dreamed of being a pianist. In order to go the best music school in her state, she moves in with a family friend-- a young man who also happens to teach at the school.