This story includes gore, domestic violence, homocide, cursing, suicide, dark humor, yelling, police, weapons, sexual content, etc. Life is boring as a side character. Your schedule is repetitive, nothing goes in your favor, and you're left to fend for yourself. With an strange turn of events, a man who tried to kill you ends up in your bed. He's bratty, psychopathic, cocky, and most of all an idiot. Theres nothing to like about him. Even so, he may be the only person who can get you out of the mess he roped you into. Can you really trust this man? Are you willing to abandon everything? He's not a thief, but he may be the one who ends up stealing your heart. ... Even then, are you ready for when he leaves like everyone else? When he leaves with your heart in his hands? Are you going to seek a new heart to share with another or will you keep searching for the one that had been stolen so long ago? ... Maybe Jeff doesn't even notice he has your dying heart with him... but one thing is for sure, it's the fact that heart is only still beating because it's with him. "for once in your life... be selfish for me." -sneak peak from the yet-to-be-released ending A/N I have a really broken sense of humor so most of the story will either be trauma jokes or dick jokes in between dialogue. It may have some angst or NSFW but I'll adjust the plot after I find out what audience this fic reaches. I don't want to be showing 12 year olds NSFW writing nor do I want to bore young adults with "uninteresting content".

THIS IS NOT MINE so this is written on deviantart and the author does not have a wattpad I AM NOT THE AUTHOR! but this book is to good not to share on wattpad. UPDATE: I asked the author for permission to post this it was on here for a while but the person who originally put it up did not keep it. this will be the only story on this account THIS WILL BE THE ONLY STORY ON THIS ACCOUNT thank you. enjoy. STORY BY: Lil_Magpie