THESE ARE ALL FAKE, JUST FOR LAUGHS.

Sexiest coolest most delicious fanfic ever! Watch sexy rockstars Paul and Gene embark on all kinds of extraordinary adventures! (The fourth and fifth chapter is when it starts getting good, so don't mind the first 3 because those were lame because I almost tried to be serious)

The year is 1985, Vic Rattlehead had just been created by the metal band Megadeth. But Vic's life isn't all show, he's secretly homeless and none of the members care. Until one day, Vic finds Eddie right after an Iron Maiden show. Even though they are completely different classes, they find comfort in each other. But things are sometimes taken too far. (THIS IS A JOKE)

((TYSM FOR OVER 6K VIEWS!)) This Fanfiction has finally came to an end. Update: RIP Eddie Van Halen. By the way, if you enjoy this Fan Fiction, please help spread it.. I am having trouble getting out there.. Intermission: Eddie Van Halen has came to the the painful conclusion that he has romantic and sexual feelings for his band mate, David Lee Roth. (This takes place around the later 70s to early 80s) P.S sorry if there is any grammar/spelling errors, Keep in mind, I write this REALLY late at night, and this story isn't meant to be taken 100% seriously, it is meant to make fun of fan fiction cliches! (I of course do NOT own any characters in this fan fiction, because slavery is illegal) #GetWellSoonEddieVanHalen !WARNING!: Smut Homosexuality Drugs Alcohol Abuse