"Welcome back to the mafia, Dazai-kun..." The brunette felt his heart sink as he uncrowded his legs, standing up shakily. "President...May I confirm that you were the one who made this deal?" He made his voice sound even. He did not miss the concerned glance Chuuya was giving him. "That's right, Dazai." The grey haired male reluctantly replied, eyes closing as he refused to meet the other's gaze. "I refuse." The brunette said bluntly, legs moving faster than he thought as he reached for the door knob. "Dazai-kun, you should listen to orders given to you."

"You will both be undertaking long term stealth missions elsewhere, but you won't be operating together for the most part. Dazai-kun, you've heard of UA high school right?" "Of course I have, it's like the most popular hero school in Japan or something. And now you're going to tell me I have to live my dreams and become a hero." Dazai jokes. The older man makes no sound, and Dazai turns to look at him. "Wait. You're serious?" Mori sighs, "Dazai-kun, you will be infiltrating UA high school and posing as a student there. You've already got experience in stealth training, but it will be a shame to let such a valuable executive go.." ------------- Dazai and Chuuya are sent on missions to infiltrate opposite sides of two parties that Mori has deemed a threat to the mafia, and to simply gather information from both sides. Is there more to this assignment than what they were informed of? Cover art credits to @myfavouriteteddybearisamouse33 on ao3!! this is originally an ao3 work and is still updating... if you want quicker updates, it'll be on my ao3 @Tinfoilhats Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/tinfoilhatsss Ongoing Spanish translation: https://www.wattpad.com/story/356793572-i-don%27t-smoke-bsd-boku-no-hero-crossover by SpriteSweet !

dazai x chuuya oneshots *contains bad language* *characters are not mine, they belong to the creator of bungo stray dogs. cover art also not mine*