I did not come up with these jokes I found them on the Internet Written by Angelina !! Funny jokes. Read and vote

[Before you begin reading just a quick warning; this story has painfully slow updates, it is also very cliche but it does improve as the story goes on] When Jade Everett was ten years old, her first kiss was stolen by Jared Felton. Six years later Jade has still not forgiven him, although she doesn't really have to worry about it seen as she knows she will never see him again. This all changes when none other than the Jared Felton enrolls in her school, looking more gorgeous than ever. Jared quickly becomes worshipped at Eastwood high, despite his bad attendance record, awful attitude, low care tolerance for school and the cocky smirk which never seems to leave his lips; he still finds a way to make everyone in a 10K radius fall in love with him. Well, everyone except Jade. And Jared is willing to do anything to change that. Can Jared win Jade over, or will he always just be the boy who stole her first kiss? ♥My Stolen First Kiss reached #1 on Teen Fiction 20/8/14 ♥My Stolen First Kiss reached #1 on Humor on 20/8/14 [Story will be properly edited when completed]

(Must Date the Playboy Book 2) Tori tried her best to move on from the playboy who broke her heart. But just as she thought she was finally okay, Zach unexpectedly came back to mess her up. In order to stop her feelings from resurfacing-and to save herself from hurting-she decided to hate the playboy. But is hating the playboy the key to her happiness? Or will it just cause another heartbreak? *** When Victoria 'Tori' Peige dated the playboy Zachary 'Zach' Anderson based on lies, they sure have paid the price. After being left heartbroken by him eight months ago, she is finally ready to move on. Just as she gives James a chance, Zach comes back and messes up her life again. Will Tori choose to be brave and be honest with her own feelings? Or will she continue hating the playboy even if her heart tells her otherwise? Cover Designed By Lydia Carr

Some are lucky enough being born with Athena's brain, or Apollo’s talent in music. Me, you ask? I got my fathers looks. That may not have been the worst thing, unless you’re the illegitimate child of the Greek God Hephaestus, the worst looking God on Olympus. Alexis Panagakos was used to being alone. She rarely stepped out of her little apartment in New York City, afraid of what the world would think of her. But when she accidently bumps into one of Eros’ descendants, Lander, and his friend and last assignment, Evangelina, one of Aphrodite’s many daughters, Alex’ world seems to be turn upside down. Follow Alex' journey to discover that beauty doesn't have to come from a stunning face, and true love can be found, even in the darkest hour.

{Greek Mythology} {Amateur Writing} {Hiatus} What happens if you turn the gods into humans and send them to our world? Madness? War? Chaos? For them it's a total nightmare! It's been centuries since they last visited the human world, so when the titans escaped from Tartarus and turned them into teenagers, hilarity ensues! Join the gods as they spend their lives as "puny" humans as they race against time to save the world from the hands of the Titans while balancing their schoolwork and hormones! Cover made by Dark_Keiichi

A fantasy style series based aound greek mythology. If you like Percy Jackson or a bit of Harry Potter then this may be the book for you. Click "Blurb" to find out more... You can buy this book on Amazon and Waterstones if you're more of a hold-it person (like me). Hope you like the book! And thanks for just clicking on it, we'll just have to see if you stick around...

Do you know your Artemis from your Aphrodite? Can you name the god of the Underworld, the sea, the sun? Which god rules them all, holding a thunderbolt in his hand, or claw, when he transforms into an eagle? Or what monsters lurk in the depths of Tartarus? Learn about all these colorful intriguing gods and goddesses of the ancient Greeks and monsters of the 21 century. (Greek mythology) ❤️ωнєиєνєя уσυ ℓσσк тσ тнє ѕтαяѕ, тнιик σf σиє σf тнєм αѕ му ѕσυℓ.❤️ ~Myths and Mortals~ Book two now available! Follow my Instagram!: http://instagram.com/attackonwaifu Watch "Clash of The Titans" for free here (Not illegal promise O_O) http://www.megashare.info/watch-clash-of-the-titans-online-TVRNek5RPT0 and "Wrath of The Titans" for free at http://watch32.com/movies-online/wrath-of-the-titans-333534/episode-Full.html (Watch the book trailer below! scroll down!)

Do you know what an Ifrit is, or how Will-o'-the-Wisp attract people? Do you want to put a certain mythological creature in your story, but are confused on where to look it up? Well, you've come to the right place! "Mythological Creatures" will take you on a wild ride through many of those mythological creatures you know about, and creatures you've never heard of! (Dedicated to @Hollyblaze for her amazing cover she made! All credit goes to her for the cover.)