Y/N's head went fuzzy. what did they do to deserve this situation? "Why would you guys do this to me?" their (E/C) orbs were glossy of tears. "Because -bark!- i love -bark!- you, Y/N!" Ed sheeran held their hands. The mafia vegan teacher shoot the ginger boy. "Y/N is mine, and no one.. other than me can lay a finger on them."

I make x reader oneshots of objects. requests are CLOSED. i am beginner writer. like said in title, slow updates. UPDATE - 7/16/24 : This book is now discontinued. 6/19/23 - #1 in battlefordreamisland 9/29/23 - #2 in objectshow 6/8/24 - #1 in objectshow

After a "hard" days work in the Oval Office, Trump decides to blow off steam at his favorite gay bar in downtown Washington D.C. He meets a charming older fellow and share a passionate night together. Trump can't stop thinking about this mysterious one night stand until he is standing in front of him at the Presidential Debate!!! Will they rekindle their one night stand passion? Will they be enemies? A little bit of both?! But more importantly... who will become the next President of the United States of America. Read Call Me Your President to find out all of the answers. New chapters coming out every few days!

After trump lost the election he went insane and tried to eat the swamp water but then he met a big green ogre and they fell in love 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

No description needed!?! You'll see the evidence right here! you heard it folks! @TheAutisticRick2 Is a cupcake muncher!

this story is about mayonnaise in ass

season 2 of mayio in my ass!!