A hero in love with his civilian friend. A boy with a crush on his best friend. Although they're the same person, they must be kept separate, for who knows what'll happen if the secret gets out.

After an almost fatal accident that happened in the Labyrinth of Yggdrasil, Eric Cartman decides to do something about the bickering duo of his guild in order to stop them from going bankrupt. His plan involves a badly drawn map, an angry red-haired gunner, and several near death encounters with the local wildlife.

K2 Week 2020! First, Kyle and Kenny attend the 1983 US Festival on New Wave Day... aaaanddd I'll see where it goes from there.

For K2 Week 2019! Kyle Broflovski and Kenny McCormick are best friends up until they turn 12 and Kenny's family moves away. The two lose touch and later reconnect in college. I'm going to try and lessen my angst in this lol