I don't do no introductions ;) okay maybe... Important facts to know before asking stupid questions: 1. Yes, I am indeed a bloke. 2. I am a Monster Hunter 3. I'm not short, I'm just a Hobbit. 4. I am taken so don't get any ideas. 5. Why am I doing this book? BECAUSE I FREAKING CAN! fini.

So... Because I am the almighty righteous one. eh yada yada.. I decided to create one of those books which all the dead men seem to be getting the banter on. I mean... So ask away petty mortals.

Ask me, Donegan Bane what ever you want! Within reason...

Um ... so this is a Ask me book and I would be glad if you check it in there and ask me something.

Well. Guess whose OC got dragged down? God not mine, I've wanted the opportunity to do this for ages! *sarcastic coughing* Most SP RP accounts here are mine so this won't be too hard right? RIGHT?! Oh hell, I am literally kidding myself. Go on. SPITE OBLIVION SHE NEEDS IT.

A very wierd version of the hunger games with drapple, snapple, bellapple, umbrapple, golapple, justin biebapple, mr Dapple and several other apple flavoured mash ups from several books and movies including but not limited to: harry potter, percy jackson, lord of the rings. Anyway, read this to see which apple loving idiot will kill all the rest and win the apple games. Oh, and if you have any ideas for new people to throw into the mix, just comment, and your wish is my command. So what are you waiting for? READ IT (Please)

Why the heck not. Everyone else seems to have one.

Ask me, Dusk, Anything you want and i'll answer best I can..

Ask me stuff. Simple. Just do it now. Eb xx