A fan-fiction wherein modern-day teen, Carter Jackson, gets transmigrated into one of his favorite Chinese novels, "Tian Guan Ci Fu" also known as "Heaven Official's Blessing". Well, it wouldn't have been so bad. He would've lived as a normal 'clueless' civilian who had no idea what the future held. The only thing that worried him was.. .. How does it feel to be burned alive, exactly? ~~~~~~~~ Lovely note from author: (Yes, I know. I am the definition of cringe.) I am still a beginner when it comes to Chinese terms and generally, the language as well- so I will be using my small amount of knowledge in this story. If I ever get something wrong, or perhaps a writing error, feel free to correct me, I may end up learning a whole lot of new things in the process. W A R N I N G : Prepare yourselves for the cringe that you are about to see. Seriously though, prepare to blind yourselves if you ever choose to read this.

Reincarnating as a side character-the butler of all things-in one of his favorite novels? Yeah, that definitely wasn't on his bucket list. Any other day, Mikaela might have been ecstatic to finally kick the bucket. Honestly, dying had been a long time coming, and he'd even have celebrated with a metaphorical drink. But those damn gods just had to kill him on a sunday afternoon? His sacred day off? Oh, no. This wasn't reincarnation; this was blasphemy. "The nerve of those bastards," Mikaela muttered to himself, fuming. He clenched his fists. "Killing me on my day off. MY DAY OFF! I'm gonna find those gods, barge into their heavenly domains, and personally slap every single one of them." Plotlines? Predetermined fates? The integrity of the novel? To hell with it all. Mikaela was a simple guy-a lazy, unmotivated teenager who lived his life with minimal effort and maximum procrastination. But now? Now the gods had forced him to abandon his precious vacation, and he wasn't having it. If they thought he'd quietly play along with the storyline, they had another thing coming. The gods better start praying, because Mikaela-no, Hans, the supposed deputy butler-wasn't going to make this easy for anyone. ___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ ___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Hey guys!! Author here, I would like to say that this my first fanfic on here and I wanna apologize for any mistakes that I did. This work is done on a whim and because I'm an idiot. Anyways it's all mostly my ideas but if you see something familiar it's probably because I got inspiration from some fanfics I read like years ago. If you know some fics like that, please tell me!!! All and all, enjoy your read!!! Please don't hesitate to comment, I would reply as soon as I can

Runaway og!Cale & father figure!Eruhaben AU • proofread • I may have made og!Cale a little overpowered • will include a rewrite of one of the large battles • Prologue excerpt: //He was so fucking tired of it all. As if he was seeing everything through a keyhole, it felt like he was watching everybody live their own lives, having fun and experiencing hardships, building families and enjoying their time alive, but he couldn't. He was frozen in time, observing everyone around him from inside his fortified castle built from wall after wall of emotional protection. It was lonely and tiresome. Was there a good way to escape everything? Any way at all? Perhaps. '...I should just run away and live in the mountains. Nobody would look for me if I disappeared.' Perhaps this was the best way. 'Yeah... Let's just leave.' Late into the night, Cale Henituse packed a spatial bag, ate dinner with his family for the first time in months, and fled the mansion once the clock struck 10. He wouldn't be returning anytime soon.// Disclaimer: Some parts of this include dialogue/text from the light novel which I have edited and reworked to fit my AU. Credit for those parts goes to the author of Trash of the Count's Family, Yoo Ryeo Han. --- • Cover fanart drawn by @MoonA_59 on Twitter

Somehow, a narcoleptic transmigrator is working as a stablehand in the Henituse County. That's fine, there's no way Cale would care enough about this random boy working with the horses, right? He can just stay here unnoticed, never getting involved with the story... Agh, if he knew he'd transmigrate, he would've at least read more of it first! - Trash of the Count's Family (TOTCF) / Lout of the Count's Family (LOTCF) Fanfiction. I don't own TCF/LCF, this is just fan fiction. WARNINGS: CASUAL DEPICTIONS OF SELF HARM, MURDER, AND IMPLIED/REFERENCED RAPE/NONCON* READ AT OWN RISK. *Implied/Reference Sexual Assault occurs at Chapters 11 and 20. Emphasis on 'implied' as it does not occur in text, just in dialogue and context clues.

FOR OFFLINE PURPOSES ONLY!! This is a fanfiction of [Regressor Instructional Manual]. WARNING!!! This can considered a bl story!