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Welcome To The Family  by SofiyWhite888
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scar mumbo and a few others fall into a rift into the void and when they wake back up they're not on hermit craft anymore help they're not even in the same time anymore
Tmnt-Stick Together {Completed} by lightning_mikey
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Splinter's death became everyone's problem with get along. Donnie began to be careful even more, he was in his lab everyday. Leo thaught that he can't be failure. Mikey wasn't change, he try to stick everyone together.Raph became more angry. He began to blame everyone. Mikey couldn't take it anymore. What will happen to mikey? Will he begin to change too? This picture in the Book cover doesn't belong to me and of course I don't own Tmnt
Journalist That Fell For A Stripper by Drpepper34662
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I am the original owner of the book, I'm changing it a bit and it's on this account.
I Can't Lose You Again by Sparklepool101
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Mikey had seen his brothers in mortal danger countless times over the past twenty-four hours. How was he supposed to move on and act like that never happened? Like it wasn't the most terrifying thing he shad ever witnessed? Like Leo wouldn't be dead if he hadn't opened that portal? OR A Mikey-centric look at the events post-movie. Featuring chronic pain, late night conversations, and separation anxiety. Mostly focused on the separation anxiety
love like this ✨leatherangalo✨ by rainbowhaileym2021
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Mikey was the youngest of the hamato clan so he was easily the one that was picked on but he had a secret he had a crush on Leatherhead a big alligator mutant that was apart of the mighty mutanimals the only one who knows is a darkness spider named hunter (tmnt oc) can he tell his brothers about his crush and even become boyfriends with leatherhead or will he forever be friends with leather head and be secret about being pansexual
TMNT: truth or lie by FireFoxie99
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What happens when two turtles (donnie,mikey) go into the sewers with out their father? When something happens to mikey will donnie say something to his father and brothers or will he lie? Find out in this book.
ZITS Superhero Highschool AU: Light Demon, Dark Angel by Lespenguin
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Impulse has spent most of his life watching his friends succeed as superheroes. They're granted by necklaces, made by the original Hotguy and Cuteguy - the first ever superheroes. Over time, they were manipulated to control a certain element - including light and dark. The light and dark were locked away for people's safety, because the dark necklace corrupts the holder - but someone got it, and gave it to an innocent. Now Impulse, despite rejecting one so many times, has to step up. But not everything is as it seems.
The Words That Hurt Me by ltlmaker
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A general rule of thumb for any type of story telling media is to not have more than five main characters. Often, these five are separated into categories, the leader, the smart one, the hothead, the Woman, and finally, the dumb one. While the others are given chances to express their talents and skills in carefully planned arcs, the dumb one is often neglected. No, the dumb one is meant to entertain, he makes a mistake and you are to laugh at it. He is not allowed to have a moment of realization, not given the chance to prove himself, not allowed to be more than the dumb one. A joke. The unwilling jester meant to make his blind peers look smarter, clever, at the expense of his pride and shame. Michelangelo, youngest ninja turtle, is Doing Just Fine. He means it. The teasing words of his brothers doesn't feel like scalding water against his skin, thank you very much. He Doesn't feel hurt when they brush him off as childish and immature, when they refuse to listen. And he Absolutely Does Not need any help because he doesn't have any problems. He doesn't feel bad. He doesn't really feel anything at all. Mikey can't exactly say there's anything wrong when he can't identify it, but how can he ignore his inner world falling to pieces and his mental health declining? Well, apparently the kid on the computer can relate to that.
What Happened to the Happy Turtle [UNDER CONSTRUCTION] by WrittenInTheStars23
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The apologies. I believed. They were truthful. But the memories of my past. The words. I am Mikey. The fun loving turtle. That is a memory. My brothers are worried. I am too. But it's up to them to save me. Before it's too late.
Hidden Behind Their Care - ROTTMNT Mikey Angst by Pineapple_Cherry-luv
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TMNT RISE MIKEY ANGST - They call him the baby. They treat him like he'll break. But no one sees the bruises he hides, the fear he swallows, or the power burning beneath his skin. Always protected, always underestimated, Mikey is left to face his worst moments alone-learning too young what it feels like to be scared, hurt, and unheard. This fic explores Mikey's trauma, his fractured sense of independence, and the quiet devastation of being loved in a way that still hurts.