its hard being the secret best friend of the next king, for Tess and James their friendship spanning twelve years changes when Tess comes back from the boarding school she attended for three years, to see James as no longer a boy but a man. Causing her to ask herself is it possible to be best friends with a future king, and an even more impossible question is it possible to love him too.

Little Johnny Jokes: Little Johnny Jokes are known and loved the world over. Kids always say the wrong thing at the wrong time and Little Johnny is the worst. Remember, Little Johnny Jokes aren't politically correct, so if you are easily offended by crude, backwards humor, you may want to stay away from Little Johnny. Cover by: fluidartist

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[season 1] In the near-future, mankind succeeds in curing A.I.D.S. However, something much worse fills the void, an aggressive sickness that only affects females. Though only 50% of Earth's population is at risk of contracting M.A.I.D.S., the illness impacts everyone. World War III begins as panic-stricken governments seize healthy females in order to ensure the survival of their people, but even warfare and forced breeding programs can't halt the inevitable: mankind is dying out. An international team of scientists combine existing technologies, theories, and desperation to create Synthia, a synthetic human female capable of M.A.I.D.S.-free existence and, most importantly, reproduction. Biomechanical humans, dubbed Synthias, are mass-produced, and mankind's population begins to slowly increase after being decimated by the illness and war. The cost of salvation is souls. Synthias are denied basic human rights because they are manufactured, not born. After staging an unsuccessful uprising, the facilities where Synthias are mass-produced undergo great changes. Synthia manufactories are re-opened as boutiques where a man's mate can be custom-ordered, right down to the various skills and knowledge the Synthia possesses. A truly male-oriented world emerges around this new technology. Adam, the first son of a Synthia, wants something more than a mere breeding machine. He wants a true partner and something like the "love" he only knows about from pre-war media. The Synthia he creates is something new that threatens to destroy the status quo... Adam's Synthia is not an it. Adam's Synthia is a she. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- M.A.I.D.S. is the winner of two Watty Awards (2011).

The sexiest romance you’ll read this year… One moment can change your life forever… For Violet Lee, a chance encounter on a darkened street draws her into a world beyond her wildest imaginings, a timeless place of vast elegance and immeasurable wealth – of beautiful mansions and lavish parties – where a decadent group of friends live for pleasure alone. A place from which there is no escape… no matter how hard Violet tries. Yet all the riches in the world can’t mask the darkness that lies beneath the gilded surface, embodied in the charismatic but dangerous Kaspar Varn. Violet and Kaspar surrender to a passion that transcends their separate worlds – but it’s a passion that comes at a price… Dinner With A Vampire, formally known as Dinner With A Vampire. Did I Mention I'm Vegetarian?, is the first in The Dark Heroine series and is available to buy from the 13th September 2012.

katie taylor is an ex assasin with a passion for cars and holds a dangerous secret. thats on the streets at home she's a rich nobody who goes to high school like very other 17 year old teen. she likes school except a few things. Brittany and her gang of s*** zombies from hell and one other thing. Daniel Smith. soon her and daniel get into a tricky game but becomes even trickier as katie get bad news and old flames are reignited and daniel gets caught in the middle. will damiel be her partner in crime or her next target?

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Life isn't easy for the Cartwright brothers. Having become emancipated from their parents and moved into a rundown share house with a handful of their friends, life becomes even more complicated when little brother Aiden's best friend runs away from her abusive stepfather and shacks up with them instead. Older brother Caleb is doing everything he can to keep their heads above financial water while Aiden struggles to hide his intellectual light under a bushel. And then, of course, there's the undeniable attraction each feels for the other...

A road trip, the summer sun, and steaming romances, what could be better? Revenge. Annie Has finally graduated highschool, and is setting out on a once in a lifetime adventure with her best friends. What could go wrong? Well, her boyfriend Jason cheated on her, she made out with her best friend Chase who is also a womanizing jerk, and now she's going to be stuck with both of them on a summer long road trip cross country. Not to mention the skank that stole her boyfriend in the first place. Now Annie has to convince Chase to help her get back at Jason by pretending to be her hot summer fling, but he's not cooperating as easily as she'd thought. Revenge is sweet, but is it worth the cost? ***WARNING*** Adult language and themes.