Alice is kidnapped and brought into Vampireland to.... Serve Coffee? Or that's what the psycho blonde guy who took her claims but she's not sure what to believe. All she knows is that she is never going to get a tan in a realm where there is no sunlight and also that "vampires" males are quite obnoxious and not a little bit insane.

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