𝙄𝙉 𝙒𝙃𝙄𝘾𝙃 . . . . Navigating completely new dimensions and surrounded by similarly confused people, three groups try their best to get back home in one piece. AKA, "Why Won't This Shitshow End?" Og main cast submissions are closed, but feel free to submit new characters to be added later on in the story! planning started - 03/30/2024 opened - 04/06/2024 og main cast completed! - 06/23/2024 finished - x cover image is from The Wishing Tree (1976) featuring Love & Rage by Dreamer Isioma

esta história falará sobre duas melhores amigas que ao início nem se conheciam, mas depois de descobrirem que aquela rapariga com quem falavam quase todos os dias era a sua melhor amiga tudo mudou. baseado numa história veridica

Jasper Hayes is entering a new school for his sophmore year, and he is NOT excited... he is sure that the only thing that awaits him is yet another boring trudge through class subjects and lonely lunch periods. However, an unlikely pairing with the schools resident Bad Boy, Heito Suzuki, on teh first day of school, provides an interesting opportunity... perhaps this year would be............. different????!!!???? Jasper Hayes is sick of running. The past few weeks had been a blur of jumping between dimensions, bandaging wounds with the last scraps of a Publix medical kit and breaking up fights between people he only barely considered his friends. Now he's reached his biggest challenge yet; after a god-tier fuck up from Blake Graves landed him and his boyfriend in the setting of a popular Wattpad book--- one where he and Heito seem to be the main characters. Shoved into an unfamiliar world of awful tropes, werewolves, and highschool drama, Jasper is forced to team up with possibly the worst people he has ever met to find a way back home. this is ~2/3 satire. i butchered the main characters of one of my serious works for this. you have to read it now.

when you first started dating Elmo you thought he was a sweet, soft, kind guy. But it didn't take long before you found out he was a mafia Mafia boss. how will this mafia stuff affect your life?is Elmo really the right guy for you? will big bird steal your heart? there's only one way to find out read the story! this is a crackhead story. sorry

After a group of nine people, all from different dimensions arrive at a place called the "Hybrid-verse" They must all work together to get home, even if that means running from the law, befriending more castaways, and escaping death. Join Marie, Zana, Ezra, Kai, Mikey, Blake, Heito, Jasper, and Vivian on this chaotic and cursed adventure! (This was co-written by my other two friends, Keeta and Oli, so I thank them for this super fun, twisty, and cheesy adventure!! This is really dumb and was written as an inside joke, but we thought everyone deserved to see it. Please don't take anything here seriously. rankings- #1 in 00AM on November 22nd, 2023 <3 we did it y'all