"This time I'm ready to run, escape from the city and follow the sun." "Well, I should probably get going." He said. "Me too." She hummed along in agreement. "Where are you off to?" "I'm going on a road trip." He grinned. "And you?" "My wedding." © Copyright 2017. All rights reserved. This material may not be reproduced, displayed, modified or distributed without the express prior written permission of the copyright holder. For permission, contact _HakunaMatata_ on Wattpad.com.

They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)

We all thrive for perfection, craving to be that one masterpiece; picturesque and flawless. But that's all what it ever becomes; a craving, a desire. We have flaws, imperfections and dents. We're never that complete masterpiece. And even if we do get there, after tons of hard work and making a shit load of improvements, it still isn't enough, it never is. We will always want to be more and thus, we are once again rendered as 'imperfect'. The truth is, we're all a work in progress baby. ---------------- All rights reserved.

*y'all DON'T READ THIS. i wrote this at thirteen. you've been warned.* "Harry, it's been rumored that if you have a daughter you would name her Darcy. Any particular reason why?" The interviewer asked. I gulped and glanced down at my feet, not wanting to talk about the girl that I had lost. "Um, yeah, actually." I admitted. "I used to be friends with a girl named Darcy... but she was kidnapped and never found again. I think that I'd like to name my daughter Darcy in her memory." My heart started to ache as I remembered Darcy Monroe and knew that I would never see her again. Or so I thought. © Copyright 2013. All rights reserved. This material may not be reproduced, displayed, modified or distributed without the express prior written permission of the copyright holder. For permission, contact _HakunaMatata_ on Wattpad.com

One Shot for The Heartbroken Heartbreaker by SamMadison

Alyssa and Warren were lovers, but they have always been best friends who shared a lot of things in common—New York, falling in love and experiencing adventure. Here’s a glimpse into their lives post-THH. *Disclaimer* I do not own Alyssa and Warren. I do not own the books mentioned here. Humans of New York is not my property. Evidently, New York is not mine, either. Credits to Beatriz Milhazes, Brazilian contemporary artist, for the beautiful photo I used for the cover.

Tessa Young is an 18 year old college student with a simple life, excellent grades, and a sweet boyfriend. She always has things planned out ahead of time, until she meets a rude boy named Hardin, with too many tattoos and piercings who shatters her plans.

Melissa is an average girl. Just a basic girl-next-door who loves boy bands more than anything. Hell! Until today she still shuts herself in her door and dances till her hearts content. The day her boyfriend dumps her for the most popular girl in school, Melissa vows to never involve herself romantically again. But her number one rule is broken when she bumps into Harry Styles, a member of One direction, a band Melissa obviously adores. As she spends time with the ever loving Harry she finds herself falling for his silly and goofy antics by each passing second. But she tries to retain herself because there is no way in the universe that Harry Styles would ever love her back! Or will he? Join Melissa on her whirlpool of a journey and watch her discover love, laughter, happiness and heartbreak from a person she never even thought possible to meet. Much less fall in love with.