✗ he thought he was the most badass teenager. that was the case until she moved in across the street. join the movement y'all: #notmyrodrick note: i have no idea why i wrote this but i was bored so enjoy.

"What's up with this weird book you guys always share?" "It's not weird, jerk." (no smut) Rodrick Heffley x female!reader

A weird mash-up between 'diary of a wimpy kid' and 'Sex Education' Rodrick Heffley x female!reader (MINORS DNI!!)

❝ there's something dark hanging over my head, i'm seventeen, don't hold your breath. ❞ ⋆ ⋆ ⋆ inspired by songs about being seventeen and my endless desire for a perfect teen romance; in other words, i wrote a cliché, stereotypical, cheesy rodrick heffley x reader fanfiction because i love self-indulgence :-) © SM0KESIGNALS, 2020 (started april 19 ➢ completed september 1)