Holy Grail
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fake id | t. owens & boone ✓ by theilliterateironman
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"𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐲𝐥𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐧' 𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧'." "𝐨𝐡, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐦𝐞. 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐦𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥." ‧͙⁺˚*・༓☾  ☽༓・*˚⁺‧͙ in which carolina carter has to deal with a tornado outbreak, studying for finals, and two tornado wranglers falling for her, and all in one week [ oc x tyler owens x boone with a big age gap ]
too sweet | s. miller ✓ by theilliterateironman
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"𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐞, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐈'𝐯𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐠𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧' 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦." "𝐚𝐡, 𝐬𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐭𝐭'𝐬 𝐚 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮." "𝐚 𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐫 - 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞, 𝐡𝐞'𝐝 𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐦𝐞 𝐠𝐨 𝐮𝐩 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐝𝐨." ‧͙⁺˚*・༓☾  ☽༓・*˚⁺‧͙ in which tyler owens has a little sister, and scott miller can't fucking stand her [ asshole!scott miller ]
ivy | s. black ✓ by theilliterateironman
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"𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐯𝐞 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐞 𝐚 𝐡𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞." "𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐝𝐨𝐠 - 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐥𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐬." ͙⁺˚*・༓☾  ☽༓・*˚⁺‧͙ [ in which ivy arora finds a stray dog on hogwarts' grounds and decides to care for him ] [ dead voldemort!AU ] [ maybe some oc x sirius x remus ]
the alchemy | t. owens ✓ by theilliterateironman
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"𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝 𝐩𝐡𝐲𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐬 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐝𝐢𝐠𝐲." "𝐨𝐡, 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐝𝐨𝐧." "𝐬𝐡𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤 𝐮𝐩. 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐥𝐚𝐰𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬." ‧͙⁺˚*・༓☾  ☽༓・*˚⁺‧͙ in which an alabama mechanic comes out of storm chasing retirement because kate carter is a master at puppy dog eyes
game of survival | tangerine ✓ by theilliterateironman
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"𝐢𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐠 𝐥𝐚𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐧?" "𝐢'𝐦 𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐲, 𝐢 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐚 𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚 𝐟𝐫𝐮𝐢𝐭 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠?" ‧͙⁺˚*・༓☾  ☽༓・*˚⁺‧͙ in which a hit man and his assignment aren't on a bullet train quite long enough to fall in love, but they'll certainly have some fun while fighting for their lives on the way to the end of the line. [ contains mega strong language, my dudes. and probably eventual smut ]
invisible string | s. uley  ✓ by theilliterateironman
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"𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐰𝐚𝐫 𝐭𝐰𝐨 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝? 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐢𝐭 𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠?" "𝐮𝐡, 𝐢 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐨𝐫𝐧 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐞𝐬." ‧͙⁺˚*・༓☾  ☽༓・*˚⁺‧͙ in which the quileute ancestors think they're funny by making the alpha's imprint a vampire
ours | c. cullen ✓ by theilliterateironman
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"𝐢 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐧 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐨 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐟." "𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐜𝐮𝐥𝐮𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨." ‧͙⁺˚*・༓☾  ☽༓・*˚⁺‧͙ in which forks high gets a new math teacher - and the cullen kids play matchmaker [ pre-twilight - breaking dawn ]
state of grace | mikaelson men by theilliterateironman
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"𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦. 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞?" "𝐢 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐠𝐥𝐞𝐞." ‧͙⁺˚*・༓☾  ☽༓・*˚⁺‧͙ in which the shared soulmate of the mikaelson brothers being a member of the save elena squad was the last thing anyone expected
the Horcrux Thief,   james potter by -oceanneyes
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exiled, lost, and the key to the end in her hands. thanks to the potters, at least she wasn't homeless. -𝗼𝗰𝗲𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗲𝘆𝗲𝘀© (James Potter x femOC) (marauders era, during the war (post hogwarts))