polnareff has sex with a carrot
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yes yes oh my god jotaro fuck ke right now yeah yeah slan ur freddy faz balls in my butt until I bleeds yepwch!
First this book started off as a joke and I'm going to continue writing bullshit sooooo
⚠️⚠️I MADE THIS AS A JOKE. PLEASE DON'T TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY⚠️⚠️ Why did I actually put effort into making this.
(Y/n), after attempting suicide, has found a soothing table. But what happens when feelings blossom between the two?
Don't Here's a steamy, poetic, lustful, betray filled book with a plot twist end. Don't ask I was very, very, very, very, very, very bored.
Shrek and toothpaste decided to get married but when they accidentally get into a rocket ship and are on Mars they are lost rip
Shrek goes to Walmart looking for carrots but he finds something raddEr love!!!!!!! ❤️
About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.
a stupid love story between caillou and barney that i made cause its quarantine. also would just like to say i am not trying to disrespect anyone. this is just for fun <3
This tutorial will tell you something awsome and intresting you will enjoy of this adventure in the bathroom
Honestly don't read if you uncomfortable with mcytnsfw :/ I'm still learning how to write so judge me
if you want something to read on a discord call then go to the last chapter thank me later