{For those who HATE student/teacher stories, TRY THIS ONE ANYWAYS. I dare you to read it and say it was a waste of time} Alice 'Ace' Spade had fled her horrible foster family by the time she was sixteen and found a way to survive by dancing in a sleazy strip club. One night a man named Malcolm is brought in by his friends and Ace and Mal hit it off. Until the cops crash the club and discover that Ace is only seventeen and a runaway. They force her back to school and back to the foster family that abused her. Her only solace is that Malcolm is now her teacher and sometimes protector. But what happens when they still have powerful chemistry and a growing affection towards each other?

This isn't a pretty story. In fact, if it doesn't leave you with a small chill crawling up your spine, then somethings up. Blood is spilled, and minds are lost. Nothing is innocent anymore. Mermaids are no longer beautiful and sweet. They are vicious, evil, and hungry for flesh and blood. Your flesh and blood.

PLEASE VOTE AND COMMENT FOR THIS VERSION OF I AM LACERTA!! i want to win for the watty awards :D XX I'M CHANGING NOTHING OF J.K.ROWLING'S AMAZING WORLD - JUST READ TO FIND OUT!! Lacerta is not your average teenager. She's a sadistic, cruel person - but people tend to forget she's only 13. When faced with trouble, she'll take the easy way out of it - but when she's faced with love - what can she do? With the Dark Lord returning, she has a chance at greatness, but with a cost. Will she accept this new-found power and responsibility, or will she stand up for what is right?

I'm Ashlin. And I am not the new, quiet, morbid girl with the tragic past who falls for the hot vampire. Oh , hell no. I'm the hot,popular blonde with the slightly tragic past. I do know those kinds of people, like my best friend Elena for example, only, I really shouldn't of pointed Stefan out to her at school, because now my slightly tragic past is going to become my a bit more than slightly tragic future, as I, the number one bitch, fall for the other Salvatore. And yeah, I mean the whiny, annoying and angry one who's nearly almost as beautiful as me.