Roni told me to make this Jesus had daddy issues and John Lennon doesnt Warning bald "10/10 would recommend for any religious scholar. Really helps you get into the mind of the people of the time," -George Washington "John Lennon x Jesus is my OTP" - Henry VIII "Tragic ending that really makes one think" - ur mom

When two crappy fast-food chains suddenly fall in love, they find themselves at the risk of being outed and having their lives ruined. Will these two restaurants succumb to homophobia, or will their love for each other prevail? Or will they both be gruesomely murdered? Who knows!

🍑@lenmon: "can't wait to meet you, luv 😍" @mcpauline: "u sure ya wanna meet me? 😏" 🍑 John Lennon meets a chick in twitter...or is she really a chick? 💗McLennon 💗 [HIGHEST RANK: 1 in #mclennon ]

My original book got deleted for some reason so here's a re-uploaded version. I sadly don't have any of the stories saved anywhere so I'll have to start fresh.