Secret love letters start appearing on the door of Wendy's locker. She and her best friend Bebe try to figure out who the letters are from while they both discover something about each other. !!Cover art isn't mine!!

Shrek is living with Fiona and his uGlY kids. Shrek is not satisfied with his life anymore. Until one day, everything changes.

The more you read, the better it gets, truly. 'With a vast cast list and a somewhat mature content rating, this book is great fun'- The New York Times Voted: #3- MichelleObama #86- Shrek

After trump lost the election he went insane and tried to eat the swamp water but then he met a big green ogre and they fell in love 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

Shrek outs his and lord farquads relationship to the kingdom.

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.

A love story The blush and winking aswell as the Obama and Shrek images in the cover being put together is by me. Shrek having muscles and Obama's feminine body is not by me (lost whoever made them). Obvi I don't own Obama or Shrek