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~ You're Here Now ~ * Satoru Gojo x fem!reader * by bizzarespot
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Returning to your old Jujutsu School to help out as an assistant teacher doesn't sound so bad, right? But when you have to work with the Guy that broke your heart over 10 years ago, that might make everything more difficult. Genre: Angst, Fluff, SMUT Read at your own risk (🌶️ in Chapter title means smut) ⚠️ Not a native English speaker here, so please excuse Grammar mistakes. Thank you! ⚠️
Retribution (HazbinHotelxFemaleReader) by Miss_PV
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Once an Archangel, God's other Hand, and the favorite sister. But she was banished, cut off her dignity and pride, and reincarnated as a Mortal- a human. And now dead, instead of getting back to her real home, she once again was forsaken and woke up to the place of sinners- Hell. Will she ever go back to her home? Will she be ever forgiven? We will see about it. Published: February 10, 2024 Hazbin Hotel and Helluve Boss belong to Vivziepop and will never be mine. This is the rewritten version of my fanfic "Forgotten". So expect a few similar scenarios. WARNING! THIS FANFIC CONTAINS MATURE CONTENT SUCH AS CURSING, VIOLENCE, AND MENTION OF SEXUAL CONTENT!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
He's a father?! (Adoptive father figure Alastor and tiny tot reader/ by batty4fictionalmen
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Ash was born to a not so well off family. Said family wasn't the kindest to her, but when she is seven, they move to a large yet cheap house in New Orleans Louisiana. Ash Immediately falls in love with an old radio that her parents shove in the tiny room she was given. Her two older brothers, Jake and Keith, were given two of the larger rooms, her parents took the master, and used the other bedrooms as guest rooms, while shoving Ash in a small closet like room. However the room had a decently large space she could stand up in behind a small door that she had to crawl through. Her parents didn't care about the space and simply shoved some of the things left in the house there. One of them being an antic radio that, unknown to Ash, has been looking after her. What happens when a month after moving in, she finds out the radios secrets? Normal Hazbin warnings. not my fandom. I haven't found anything like this so Imma say its an original idea.
Damned (Alastor x OC) by whatevers_whatev
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Dropped into a world she was never meant to be a part of, Aria finds herself cold and alone. Aimlessly she wanders through the streets of hell, just trying to survive within this brutal world. She has no recollection of her death or even why she was sent to hell. She arrives confused and scared. Her memories seem to be patchy, skipping through moments and feelings. Ever since she's arrived, Aria felt as if she were missing something important. The ghosts of her life on earth are haunting her... If only she could remember. ** This is the sequel to Haunted. Aria and any art belongs to me. Hazbin Hotel and the characters within it belong to Viv.
Haunted (Alastor x OC) by whatevers_whatev
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Moving into a new house on your own is never easy. Aria moves away from the city into a new home, deep within the forest on the outskirts of the small Louisiana town she grew up in. She never heard the stories of the old rickety house, she only saw the price tag and figured it was too good to pass up. One night is all it takes for her to realize why the price was so pretty. ** Hazbin hotel and Alastor of course belong to Viv. Aria and any art pieces in this book belong to me. The cover belongs to me.
Daughter Of The Radio Demon: The Lilting Huntress Book 2 by flaming_quill
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Ever since Aria Lee rose up to become the newest Overlord of Pentagram City, many new challenges have entered her life, as well as things that she had never imagined could happen. Together with her father figure Alastor, she will face the gravity of her new title and the tribulations that come with it too. This book is rated for 13+ for heavy gore, suggestive themes and mild language. No smut, lemons or limes are included in this book. I will put a warning before every part that would be considered triggering for some people. This is the continuation of the story, "The Lilting Huntress" before season two of Hazbin Hotel is aired. Whatever happens in this book is not canon to the show and its characters. The cover is mine, as well as the character Aria Lee, and some other OCs. Every other character belongs to Vivziepop and her crew. Co-written by: @ineedsleepandenergy my bestie <3 Have fun reading, my lovelies! Most impressive rankings (by 2024): No. 1 in #hazbinhotelalastor No. 28 in #hazbin
Deal maker-Alastor X femreader  by _XsebbyX_
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"I don't make deals such as that my dear." Alastor let out a hearty chuckle. "Why not? I'll give you whatever you want in return. Tell me your terms and I'll place them on the table." I responded earnestly. Alastor stood up straight and placed his hand on the counter tapping his long talons against it. An eyebrow raised in curiosity. "Anything you say?" "Anything." THIS IS MY SECOND ALASTORXREADER FANFIC. THERE WILL BE GORE, VIOLENCE AND SEXUAL CONTENT. SOME THINGS MAY BE TRIGGERING SO JUST BE AWARE. ⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️ THIS BOOK IS MEANT FOR MATURE AUDIENCES SO 🔞+ I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE HAZBIN CHARACTERS. THEY BELONG TO VIVZIEPOP. ANY ARTWORK THAT YOU SEE DOESN'T BELONG TO ME UNLESS I SAY OTHERWISE. IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO READ MORE OF MY ALASTOR STORIES CHECK OUT: -SHOW ME WHAT LOVE IS -HUNGRY FOR YOU -to late (still in the works) #2. Deal maker as of November 2022
Prey of Hell || Alastor x OC by feralscreaming
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A rabbit and a deer; always the prey in the situation, right? In this case, that is so far from the truth. After her inevitable death, Buné ultimately ended up in Hell due to her horrendous crimes she did in her previous life as a ringleader in the 1920s. She becomes reunited with her old acquaintance, Alastor, and they both take interest in the Princess of Hell's new project, the Hazbin Hotel. ───────── ∘°𖤐°∘ ───────── "Oh, such a twisted mind you have, darling." Alastor leaned down and took the demon's hand, holding her claw up to his mouth before kissing it with haste. Her hand remained in his as she responded. "I'd say you like me best when I'm out of my mind, Alastor." She said, her eyes staring at his own as they glowed a vibrant pink, brighter than he had ever seen them in her calmer state. "If you were to say that, you wouldn't be far off." The radio demon responded, lowering her hand down before giving her a truly sinister smile. She laughed in amusement at this, knowing she was right. Written by mimi ☽ Hazbin Hotel belongs to Vivziepop
Priceless (Alastor X Reader) by EyeMTired
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"You must be her." The gentleman in the center said. His already present smile widening into a toothy grin as he tipped his hat to you. "Enchantée." You recognized his voice as the man who had been doing most of the talking. "Who are you?" You choked out. "You may call me Alastor." He answered simply. "You're going to be coming with us, alright?" "I'm not going anywhere." You said with a sharp tongue and narrowed eyes. "I'm afraid you don't have a choice in the matter." The man sighed. Leather gloved hands brushed back a strand of his hair out of the way of his eyes. Looking over to the taller, more silent fellows of the trio before you he lowered his tone. "Get her in the car. Make sure no one outside is around to see." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This is not your typical Alastor fic, in the sense that in this story he's also a mob boss and not just a radio host. If you're familiar with my work this shouldn't come as too much of a shock but this is probably going to be a very dark tale, that will touch up on some serious life issues and matters that may or may not be suitable/appropriate for all settings and audiences. 18+, graphic depictions such as violence, crude language, substance use/abuse, sexual themes and content, and triggering scenarios ensue: proceed with caution. I own absolutely zero hazbin characters and I certainly don't own you the reader. (Who I write as fem, apologies in advance.)
𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐳𝐞𝐧 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐬 (𝐇𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐀𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫 ��𝐱 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫) 𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞! by FrozenAmbers
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Human Alastor x Fem!Reader (It has a whole asylum bit, if you don't like that don't read, okay? Okay cool bye!) "Do you realize that I've murdered, tortured and killed people giving me less attitude than you are now. You are acting like a sulking child, Is that what you want? To be treated like a child?" He raised his voice and took a few steps forward. Your back hit the wall and you felt trapped. "I should've just killed you..." He said quietly. "Why didn't you?" You spoke through stuttered breaths. "I-" He went silent and stared into your eyes trying to think of an answer. (In this book you slowly go insane 😍) This is a 18+ book there will be: - Gore -murder -Smut (yes I know Alastor is ace/asexual BUT this is like an alternate universe) Smut chapters will be skippable and won't affect the story :) -violence -torture -sexual themes -swearing -cannibalism I will put a warning at the top of a chapter. There is going to be an upcoming sequel to this book. RANKINGS: #1 Human Alastor (22nd April 2024) #2 Alastor (25th April) #1 Hazbinhotel (29th April) (My most impressive ranking) #1 Vox (14th May) #1 Hazbinhotelalastor (18th may) #1Lucifer (10 June ) None of the art in this book is mine unless I say it is. All characters belong to Vivziepop.