Get ready for extreme titillation as burping girl (andrea), the girl bird from rio, and mommy pig fight to get with belena the squishmallow after her breakup with bob belcher.

A frustrated witch, a lonely wizard, a chance meeting in the staff bath- a story about how these small events change the lives of Minerva McGonagall and Severus Snape and alter the course of the Wizarding War. ✔ COMPLETE 🥇HP Fanfic Fanpoll Award

Tessa Young is an 18 year old college student with a simple life, excellent grades, and a sweet boyfriend. She always has things planned out ahead of time, until she meets a rude boy named Hardin, with too many tattoos and piercings who shatters her plans.