━━━━━━ "y'all suck" completed. fluff. smut. chat-fic. crack. ༉‧₊˚✧

[𝙙𝙞𝙨𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙪𝙚𝙙] ❝𝙄 𝙣𝙚𝙚𝙙𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙮, 𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙗𝙖𝙗𝙮.❞ ╰┈➤IN WHICH a one-night-stand led to a one-year contract with a young CEO as you agreed to give birth to his baby. ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ Post-Timeskip ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ Canon Divergence ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ Slightly mature contents ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ Angst...? 【 孤爪 研磨 】 ───── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ───── 𝗞𝗢𝗭𝗨𝗠𝗘 𝗞𝗘𝗡𝗠𝗔 𝗫 𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗗𝗘𝗥 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗥𝗧𝗘𝗗: 𝗢𝗖𝗧𝗢𝗕𝗘𝗥 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟮 𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗗: --- Haikyuu ©Haruichi Furudate BABY FEVER ©ASTRAGAZER- ---

❝𝐘𝐎𝐔'𝐑𝐄 𝐁𝐄𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐒𝐔𝐂𝐇 𝐀 𝐂𝐎𝐂𝐊 𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊 𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐍𝐎𝐖, 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐊𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓❞ ❝𝐘𝐄𝐀𝐇, 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍 𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘 𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐎𝐍.❞ in which y/n comes across a strange letter in her locker, signed by 'lover boy'. -------------------- "........ yours sincerely, lover boy" -------------------- weekly updates!!! enjoy ;) smut warning ⚠ cringe warning ⚠ ~°~°~°~°~°~°~°~ #1 in kenmakozume 02/04/22 #1 in haikyuuxreader 30/03/22 #1 in haikyuxreader 16/04/22 #1 in haikyu 22/09/22 #1 in kozumexreader 20/04/22 #1 in nekoma 07/05/22 #1 in kozumekenma 03/10/22 #1 in kenmaxreader 31/03/25

"𝐕𝐢𝐝𝐞𝗼 𝐠𝐚𝗺𝐞 𝐥𝗼𝐯𝐞𝐫, 𝐰𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝗼𝐮𝐥𝐝... 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝗼𝐭𝐡𝐞r" 𝖨𝗇 𝗐𝗁𝗂𝖼𝗁 𝖿𝖺𝗆𝗈𝗎𝗌 𝗍𝗐𝗂𝗍𝖼𝗁 𝗌𝗍𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗆𝖾𝗋 𝗒/𝗇, 𝗆𝖾𝖾𝗍𝗌 𝖺𝗇𝗈𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝖻𝗅𝗈𝗇𝖽𝖾 𝗌𝗍𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗆𝖾𝗋 𝗂𝗇 𝖺 𝗀𝖺𝗆𝖾 𝗈𝖿 𝖢𝖺𝗅𝗅 𝖮𝖿 𝖣𝗎𝗍𝗒 𝐊𝐞𝐧𝗺𝐚 𝐱 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤!𝐟𝐞𝗺 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 ᴍᴀʏᴀғʏᴋ

[𝙙𝙞𝙨𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙪𝙚𝙙] ❝𝘿𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙮, 𝙗𝙖𝙗𝙮. 𝘼𝙛𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨, 𝙬𝙚'𝙡𝙡 𝙜𝙚𝙩 𝙝𝙞𝙜𝙝 𝙤𝙣 𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙤𝙧𝙥𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙨.❞ ╰┈➤ IN WHICH a famous streamer who can't feel pain met a popular children's book author who finds pleasure in physical pain. ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ Post-Timeskip ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ Canon Divergent ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ Angst ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ Mentions of Drugs and Alcohol ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ Mature Contents 【 孤爪 研磨 】 ───── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ───── 𝗞𝗢𝗭𝗨𝗠𝗘 𝗞𝗘𝗡𝗠𝗔 𝗫 𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗗𝗘𝗥 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗥𝗧𝗘𝗗: 𝗝𝗨𝗟𝗬 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟭 𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗗: --- Haikyuu ©Haruichi Furudate PAINKILLER ©ASTRAGAZER- ---

🎹 ꒱ 𝗄𝖾𝖾𝗉 𝗆𝗒 𝗇𝖺𝗆𝖾 𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝗆𝗈𝗎𝗍𝗁，𝗄𝗈𝖽𝗓𝗎𝗄𝖾𝗇！

Deleted at 750k + You already know 3rd time reuploaded Old account has been deleted Really wanted to finish it for everyone that wanted the ending. Rule 1. First to finish loses- 1pt to winner. Rule 2. Make the other finish twice - added points on extra 2points. Rule 3. Risky places - added on extra 5points. Rule 4. If the other takes too long to make the other finish, automatic switch. Rule 5. If (y/n) wins, she gets Kenma's console. Rule 6. W̶h̶e̶n̶ if Kenma wins he gets whatever he wants from (y/n).(one thing) Rule 7. Obviously nothing harmful to the other. Rule 8.The one who instigates it, gets to take the lead. Rule 9. Other then those rules, you can go to any extent to win. Rule 10.When Kenma fucks (y/n) so hard she can barely see, she has to go on her knees and apologise to him