I began this book when I was bored and mad to force my shitty humor onto you. Prepare to be insulted, offended and ignored.

in which a nineteen-year-old people watcher learns that first impressions are rarely correct and a false story never pays. // short story copyright © 2016 by clato_maroondiamonds. all rights reserved cover by pathways_end cfg graphics

Elsa Arens and her family move to Canterlot. There, Elsa and her sister Anna Arens, attend at their new school, Canterlot High. It is there where they meet a popular group who call themselves The Big Four. Elsa and Anna become friends with The Big Four. However, Elsa finds it difficult to get along with her new friends as she hides a huge secret, she has ice powers! Little do Elsa and Anna know, The Big Four hide a secret of their very own.... ~This book is completed. ~ Check out the sequels: Jelsa/The Big Six in College (Book 2) Jelsa/The Big Six in Parenthood (Book 3) More books by jelsalover14: {Jelsa} The Dare That Became A Reality The Gateway That Led To You Ask Me! Jack Kline (Supernatural) Imagine

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-BTS' Official Typings Included- Text posts, scenarios, personality sketches, typings of band members and fandoms, theories, jokes, preferences and MOREEEEEEE. All on the amazingly weird and creepily accurate MBTI types (I KNEW IT! I KNEW THEY WERE SPYING ON ME!(」ﾟﾛﾟ)｣), so enjoy while you can OR I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN(҂⌣̀_⌣́). Jk, but seriously. You so need to read this. Kinda. Sorta. Maybe. Everything about MBTI(well, *sweatdrops* almost)from numerous weird but relatable scenarios to preferences and personality sketches. Art credit to meago on deviantart. If you have better ideas/typing about any of these, you can just PM me or comment. It is really hard to type fictional characters, let alone real people. This book is undoubtedly free to ideas and opinions. Please tell me your typings if you happen to have any!ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ੈ♡‧₊ All the love, Marium♡ ENFP-A

*Highest Rank #1 in Historical Fiction* Shy and awkward Elizabeth Montgomery doesn't think she'll ever find love. As her family's former plantation struggles in Reconstruction era Virginia, she's afraid she'll find herself either betrothed to the wrong man through an arranged marriage, or a spinster living with her widowed father. However, Elizabeth's sister Amelia is vibrant and charming, and sure to secure a valuable match. When two wealthy, eligible bachelors come to her family's plantation home for a visit, Elizabeth finds that she has to depend on her faith more than ever. Edward Stanton is a cocky bank owner's son, and his father, Charles, is pressuring him to take a wealthy wife to create a banking empire. As Edward resists his father's demands, the stakes become higher and higher, pointing to evidence that Charles has underlying motives for forcing a particular match on Edward. Will an unexpected love emerge from so much greed and manipulation? *Completed May 2015*

When Charlotte's husband presents her with an unexpected gift, she finds she has been presented with a neat intellectual puzzle - but what does it all mean? This story is a submission for the Spring 2013 Historical Fiction Smackdown (Round One). For those who don't know how this little game works, we are assigned a photo (the "group" listed below), and allowed to choose from a set of pictures on which to base the story. Group: "Lamp" Era: Regency Pictures: 1 ("Adieu"), 4 ("Three Girls"), and 5 ("Rainy Day") Length: 3558 words (though really, some of them are number sequences). Two important notes: 1) Although labelled "lamp", the object in the lamp photograph isn't a lamp at all (there is no place for a wick). A reverse image search turned up that it is, in fact, a cassolette - sort of like a censor, but used to heat liquid perfumes or scents rather than burn incense. I have, therefore, referred to it as a cassolette throughout. 2) The rules of this first round of the historical fiction smackdown allowed authors to pick one of two eras - Regency or Victorian. When I saw the posted pictures, I was immediately drawn to the very first one in the Regency category. That picture was Edmund Blair Leighton's 1901 painting, "Adieu". It shows a woman in a pink dress bidding farewell to a man in a Napoleonic-era Royal Navy uniform, while a large ship waits in the harbour below. The woman has reddish hair, and appears to be the same model as in another one of the paintings, also a Leighton work. That would be the "Rainy Day" painting, showing a couple leaving a church on a stormy Sunday morning. Again, the woman wears a pink dress. I concluded that the young red-haired woman in "Three Girls", who is also wearing a pink dress, had to be the same woman. The fact that her hair looks much lighter in this painting can be attributed to the fact that a great deal of light is streaming in from the windows which are no doubt right behind the artist's left shoulder.

Need help with creating books covers or just editing in general? Then you're in the right place! {cover contest winner @wheeIer} [#3 in Random - May 7th]

Here is just my list of tips of how to avoid creating/writing a Mary-Sue character. Take them as you wish. Greatest Achievements: #1 in non-fiction!!!