RATED LOL FOR LAUGH-OUT-LOUDNESS! So just a bunch of random FUNNY things me and my friends made one day at lunch. Enjoy!

A nuclear attack was launched on USA and has hit...one boy and his lover must stop a second attack that will destroy the world

Jacob Walker may be a football hottie but the worst kinda guy any girl can get mixed up with. He's mean, he's a jerk, has absolutely no respect for girls. Especially when Susan Parker goes out with him. Susan loved him but he treated her like dirt. One day he ups and decides to break her heart. Susan was all tore up about it and her best friends try to comfort her the best they can. Alex Winfield every girls dream guy. He's sweet, he has great manners, and he gives girls the up most respect. Susan has never felt this kinda way about any guy that means Jacob. She actually is happy since the two years she’s been in high school. Susan is feeling real love. But it changes when Jacob becomes real possessive of her. He hates Alex with all he has and he takes it out on Susan. Jacob literally becomes a monster. Read to find out what kind of monster Jacob Walker is.

After being arrested by her ex boyfriend for a DUI, party girl Savannah Palmer has to reform her bad girl ways. With a record comes a price: Fines, court dates, alcohol classes, probation, you name it Savannahs got it. On top of all her legal troubles she is stuck in between 3 men. Her pesky powerful ex boyfriend Jacob, her new sexy bad boy boss Justin, or nice sweet Jameson who has been on the straight and narrow after his previous arrest. It is all up to her to find out what she wants: The Good, The Bad, or The Ex.

Jordan Summers loves to flirt and give guys a chance with her heart but,as soon as trouble comes, she tries to run away from pain, love and family. Suddenly, she buys a ticket to Orlando, Florida and everything changes. She moves from her lavish home to an apartment in the suburbs, she trades in her Mercedes Benz to a 2010 VW beetle, and many more drastic changes. Jordan has never drunk alcohol in her life but as soon as her problems came so did the drinks. She then stumbles in a high school where they don't judge you for looks. There she finds a hunk, and possibly trust worthy friends. What caused her to runaway?

After an incident three months ago and her parent's divorce, Reina Caverly finds a way to cope: cutting herself. Her mother's a workaholic, her sister is an out of control teenage girl, and her dad disappeared from the face of the planet. She can't even tell her two best friends, Joshua and Megan, about her problems. Then she meets young and mysterious Calvin Young about to commit suicide by jumping from her school's rooftop which surprised Reina. He's rich; he's handsome for his age, and does well at school, so why? Why would someone who has everything want to kill himself? Everyone has a dark secret, even Calvin who seems to have the world. Can Reina and Calvin learn to speak up about their issues? Can they find their reasons to live? ______ "One day you'll leave me. You don't want a girl with a rape story," I said as I desperately tried to stop my sobs and hiccups. "You deserve someone who is prettier and more stable then me." "Mon ange ," he whispered to me lightly as he held my tear-stained face. I looked at him and my breath shortened as I met his intense look. "I don't want anyone else," he said, "because I just want you." ______ WARNING: Story contains rape, self-harm, and suicidal ideation.

Rebecca or Becca as her best friend calls her has all ways been the loner child. When she was just eight years old her parents were killed in a car accident killed exactly on impact. So the state sent her of cores to an orphanage. Not one home she was sent to ever lasted they always sent her back. But unfortunately one family, the Luther’s, keep her but not for the right reasons; the state gives the family a certain amount of money to take care of her but none of the money goes to her. They keep it and use it for them and their children. Becca gets the old hand me downs, she doesn’t own anything new. She’s been with them since she was ten and they do terrible things to her. Becca is seventeen and is really getting sick and tired of the Luther’s. She is getting tired of all the scars, bruises, and the broken bones. She gives herself a time limit on life. Yes what an ungodly thing to do, but she’d rather be in his hands then in the hands of the Luther’s and suffering. She leaves a note to her best friend but he finds it. But is it in time to save her, or does he get it a second too late?

Nobody else is going to die. Even if we have to keep fighting forever, I will meet death myself before I see any of you killed. I am not afraid.