"OMG your work is so fugly." "Can that bitch even write?" "She wrote what?" "Oh gurl, hold me back." "Have you even seen a story so bad, you just want to like, die?" "I'm the baddest bad bitch on Wattpad. Bow down bitches!" "Follow me, read, comment and vote on all the chapters of my story, or else I'll kill my family and my cat. You have three hours." Welcome to the world of Wattpad. Enjoy your stay and try not to lose your sanity. ***If you're easily offended, don't read the book. If you do, and get offended, you can comment. Just don't go apeshit with it, and if you do... let's not even go there.

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

A collection of romantic oneshot of many varieties, all for the month of February. Let's get ready for the feelz! @IndiaCentral #LoveShots

This is a collection of short, medium, and long stories that I have gathered up most all of my creativity to write for you random people to stop by and read. :33 I hope that you all enjoy them. I worked very hard on all of them. PS: I'm not really sure if I needed to put this as 'Mature Content', but I figured that I should, just in case.

Jake walked through the forest, stepping over roots, and briars, and dodging low-hanging branches quickly. He took walks like this every once-in-a-while, and they weren't really that special to him, but they calmed him and made him feel at peace for some reason. During these walks he almost always seemed to find things- though he didn't look for them. This was one of those times, and this 'discovery' could very well change his life. For better, or worse. This was just the start, of a wonderful adventure.

This is what happens when a teenager is bored...

Heisuke is a sixteen year old freshman at Asakura Higashi Senior High School. He has newly transfered in as he moved back to Japan. On his first day he saw something among the trees of the forest that he was unable to forget. Not letting what he saw go, changed his life for ever. This is a love story, based upon a yaoi love. [boyxboy]. Those who love that type romance i hope you enjoy and those who've never read one. You may want to start. ~(^_^)~ please enjoy.

A bunch of hilarious,pee your pants funny jokes in one place. Have a nice reading and Remember you can't spell swag without sw and ag!

(Featured on Wattpad Romance!) First book In the Discover Soulmate Trilogy Everyone is born with a true soulmate. At least, that's what Imogen's been told. But at sixteen, she's never been very good at doing anything she's told to do. Struggling against a society that never accepted her in the first place, the last thing she wants is to be stuck in a marriage she never wanted. As secrets about her family start to unravel before her eyes, she finds that perhaps there is more to her story than she ever could have imagined. With her future uncertain, she must find a way to forge ahead. Even if it means sacrificing everything she once stood for. Thank you for @hazelnuttys for my banners!! EDITING FIRST FEW CHAPTERS :))) Thank you for my editor and friend @Bookworm_Love4me !!

I was always different and I knew it. And I'm proud of it