"how are you so smart? you don't even study." "I don't know, school just comes naturally to me."

"why can't you trust me?" "I can't trust anyone, don't take it personally." -discontinued-

"so if you didn't sleep with him, then what happened?" "he did something he shouldn't have. end of story." -discontinued-

"did you really stab someone?" "if it makes it sound better, he stabbed me first."