I won't guarantee that I can do your request, it really just depends on if I like the ship and if I'm capable of doing it. Content warnings may be listed in the beginning of story chapter or in the title itself. Tags will be updated as I go. Please be patient as each chapter might take up to 1.5 months depending on the length. Normally, I try to aim for 2.5k words each oneshot, with 1k being the minimum. Also on AO3 with the same user~ Art is mine! *DISCLAIMER THAT I DON'T TAKE PART IN ANYTHING POLITICAL IN THE FANFIC. THIS IS ONLY FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES!

America has always hidden his true capabilities and great intelligence by crafting a ploy that no one ever suspected. Not even his family has caught on. He wears sunglasses to mask his true intentions and pretends to be helpless in weak so that other countries will let their guard down around him and once they do he gains valuable information. This is how he's survived for so long-- faking it. One fateful day, Russia catches a glimpse through the act , suspects something, and vows to spy on America for his lost Father, Soviet. America quickly devises devises a foolproof plan on how to get Russia off his trail by using his homophobia against him. Well-- he thought it was foolproof. But even geniuses make mistakes when something unexpected comes their way.

WARNING ⚠️ this fic is EXTREMELY old TW for homophobia, SH, explicit language (includes usage of slurs), explicit in general Random text is translated into different languages and it gets unnecessarily s!xual at times REALLY I am so sorry to anyone who reads this - America is implied to have depression, which is executed poorly. Russia is edgy with extreme anger issues and violent tendencies, and oh no, they're grouped together for a camping trip. This can only go so wrong.