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God Damn It, Kyuubi! by NahKakashi
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Team Seven becomes one, literally. And they are back in time. In another ruching universe. Kakashi didn't sign up for this shit.
Off The Rails (BNHA x Male OC) by silverowlbells
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Namura Yuji was a normal 15 year old with a pretty crappy quirk. He's quite the trouble maker; a delinquent at school with questionable marks and friends. He starts running drugs for extra cash and runs into trouble when a group of scientists try to steal his delivery of Trigger (a drug that enhances the users quirk temporarily) off him. They release some sort of monster on him and to get away he injects himself with the drug, enhancing his own quirk. Except it isn't temporary, it sticks around. So now he's got a way better, not crappy quirk. Becoming a teenage vigilante is the logical next step, of course. Meeting Eraserhead was purely an accident and anything past that was just bad luck. (obviously I don't own bnha. I feel like all my stories center around U.A and school life so I wanted to shake things up with a character that doesn't enter U.A at all. I also wanted to work with a quirk that looks pretty unassuming at first.)
I Don't Know a Shoto by strawhat_pirate
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Thirteen year old Etsu hasn't been given a very good run of life. Stealing chips and jello cups from a hospital just to get some food in her, she doesn't expect to stumble across the room of a five year old Shoto Todoroki. Left recovering alone from a burn scar over his eye and looking terribly sad in his too-big hospital bed, Etsu doesn't expect to spontaneously ask if he wants to come with her, either. Now both on the streets, Etsu's determined to give Shoto the life he deserves. Because if she's going to kidnap an entire child, she's going to commit to it and get him what he needs. No matter how hard it is or how many laws she has to break. After all, she already took him-- anything that comes after is just another cherry on top. Now, if she can just do all that without getting caught, that'd be great. And where do all these other children keep coming from? (Or: Etsu sees Shoto Todoroki in the hospital and thinks he looks very alone. After asking if he wants to come with her, she whisks him away to raise him. It goes a lot better than you'd think. Even if she does get a couple more kids than she bargained for in the end.)
Welcome to the hunt! (UA civil war book) by Chimera_Regarion
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A/N: I am back to the roots with a civil war book... oh how this feels like nostalgia XD I know this will be fun for sure! A child being as happy no one would dare to think that he was holding back and yet he was caught in the act of letting lose just once. It was Nezu who saw the child act out of his character. This had quite the impression on the chimera who couldn't understand why the child was acting this way. Curiosity would kill the cat and Nezu was sure not a quiet chimera as well! Especially if there was something this mysterious and puzzling in front of his nose. In order to find out what the young child was hiding from everyone, Nezu decided to create the perfect environment for Izuku Midoriya to show everyone what it meant to let lose and forget everything they had learned.... little did everyone know.... who or what Usagi is capable of doing... the name itself never had any meaning before.... however everyone was sure to remember DEKU in quite the different way after the this excercise for sure. A/N: This is a mha fanstory hope you enjoy! Please also feel free to correct my bad writing. Rights on the pictures go to the artist. I do not own mha, rights to the owner.
Harry potter and his life of bullsh!t by st0rmh3art123
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The war had lasted years too long and Harry was left alone, the only one to survive on the battle field. He couldn't take it. But Death had different plans for him. This is a Harry Potter time travel fanfic, enjoy! I am terrible at writing descriptions, so if you decide to read this, props to you. Also, if you reread a chapter later on and see a sentence that wasn't there before, don't be surprised, I tend to adjust it when I want to. TW: please look at the A/N at the beggining of the book Mature Content. I do not own Harry Potter in anyway, the series belong to JK Rowling. I only own this fanfic and its storyline. None of the pictures in this story, including the cover, belong to me. All rights and credit go to the rightful owners.
Playboy Billionaire Meets His End? The Man of Iron Gone? by ThatsGayMyDudes
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This is a joke article I wrote for someone about a what if In a fan fiction. Suffice to say, I spent the time I had before school to write this and I hope it's funny enough.
Fieldtrip And the few stages of Hell by MissSagittarius123
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This is just your typical fieldtrip but Peter is an angelic rebel(Spideypool are flirty but are not dating) I have another book and you can go there to request anything and I will try my best
UA Staff chat vs tired college student by DemonOrAngel1441
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In which the reader from our universe gets added to the UA staff chat For reasons the humor will be the same in both dimensions Dark Humor- Read at your own risk Published: February 11, 2022 I DON'T OWN MHA-
A Slight Issue by strawhat_pirate
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Sasuke has a slight issue, and his name is Lennox. For three years, Sasuke's crush has grown and grown. He's absolutely head over heels in love with this boy. Smitten-- taken beyond return. There is no coming back from this. He's okay with that, too, and it's not even that Lennox is the issue. It's Sasuke. If he's head over heels in love with a a cute ginger gardener whom he's never talked to, who's going to restore the Uchiha Clan?
Freeze Frame by strawhat_pirate
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There are plenty of quirks nobody has ever heard of. They pop up all the time. With each new generation comes a wave of possibilities for power, and for new breeds of hero to be born.The hero business is getting more powerful by the day, so you have to have one hell of a quirk to make it. Lillian Faust did not think she'd end up with a quirk, let alone one that had the potential to be a powerful tool if used correctly. Hailing from a family with a history of quirkless men and women, she's hesitant to tell anyone about her power, and what it can do. Shy, meek and all too humble, Lillian has to make a choice. Does she want to stay the seemingly quirkless daughter of a quirkless man and woman, or does she want to rise up and do what she always dreamed: become a hero. AMAZING COVER ARE BY @soggy_pizza