Alex Turner, frontman of Arctic Monkeys, is fine, free and on the rebound. One night at an awards show, he clashes with the lovely Lolita, lead of former up-and-coming band Fluorescent Adolescents (literally - he has the bruises to prove it). Feelings stir, the heels are off and she looks set to make his night very interesting indeed. But this girl refuses to follow the rules of being a one night stand. In a world of tours, press and paparazzi, could they ever last? You never know... [An Alex Turner/ Arctic Monkeys fanfiction]

"But you said you'd love me forever," she said with tears streaming down her face. He looked at her carelessly and said, "Yes,but that was before I met her" "Alex please" she said "I'm sorry Ari,"He told her. Follow the life of a young Janessa Pires, 'the worlds' worst disgrace' and famous Arctic Monkeys frontman, Alex Turner. Despite the age difference, the life lessons these two share are countless. One lesson is how to live, the other is that appearances fool you, and drastically change when you least expect them to. Any unauthorized reprint or use of this material is prohibited. No part of this book may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic or mechanical, including photocopying, recording, or by any information storage and retrieval system without express written permission from the author. Starlordhelders (Originally LivingInImagineLand) 2013-

While trying to get through high school, Carson has always noticed the same routine with Jesse - the school's 'player', as some like to say. He would leave countless girls crying, and he'd find someone else soon after. But when that someone else is Carson herself, she promises that she won't be the one crying when it's all over. [previously titled: Mr. Player, You've Just Been Played]