Dating the Joker (especially the hot, Heath Ledger-type Joker) is a dream of many Batman fangirls (me! ME!!!!!! But only if I can't have The Scarecrow, a la Batman Begins\Cillian Murphy's sexy-psychatrist Dr. Crane, who makes glasses hotter than abs). We all wish we were Maggie Gyllenhaal at Bruce's party when Heath calls her beautiful. It's creepy, yes, but sooooo hot! Well, dating the Joker is no double-chocolate cake. Take it from Harley Quinn, who's getting nothing back from her man. But yet she's still willing to risk everything for him...I never said I understood love!

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Alexis's boyfriend is murdered in front of her. After a year of mourning her loss she meets Chance, and falls in love with him. She soon realizes he is a striking resemblance of the murderer. But is it too late for her?

Fanfic Watty Awards winner 2011. Lily Luna Potter is the only daughter of the famous Harry Potter. It's her fifth year at Hogwarts and her feelings for a certain golden haired Slytherin are starting to surface. He's the son of an ex-deatheater, but for some reason, she can't get him out of her head. Can she resist her temptations this year? Especially on an eventful school trip to Durmstrang for the infamous Triwizard Tournement. On the outside Scorpius Malfoy has everything, the looks, the brains and the charm but there's one thing missing. A certain red head that he can't have. Or can he? This year will change everything. Magic and Love in one story. What more can you want really? Note: I know now that the new book and play has come out it may be a little different to what happens in this story, as when I wrote this story I didn't have a clue what any of the characters were going to be like. So I'm sorry if they act out of character to whats in Harry Potter and the Cursed Child.

19 Years: Neville and Luna Ever wonder what happened after Voldemort was defeated? Or what happened between that time and the epilogue? What happened during those 19 years is a secret to all of us. Well, here is your chance to find out what really happened. This is Neville and Luna's story. The first book in the series. More will come after this book is finished, I promise :)   Luna is misunderstood. Neville is a nobody. Will they find love in a hopeless place? Follow their journey together.

A collection of Draco and Hermione one shots.

Hermione Granger and the rest of the Golden Trio are on the run, searching for Voldemort's Horcruxes. What they don't anticipate is an unwelcome enemy along the way- Draco Malfoy. As feelings and friendships develop, will the trio- turned foursome- split apart even with the fate of the wizarding world on their shoulders for a chance at love?

"You see, Draco Malfoy, without your sarcastic replies to endure each morning and that arrogance only you could carry, I find myself somewhat missing you." Draco thought the biggest problem living for a year under the same roof as Hermione Granger was the probability of them killing each other. He never thought it would be falling in love with her.