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Keegan's the type of guy that's afraid to steal his neighbor's Wi-Fi. And in a city overrun with hunky new superheroes with more to hide than just their identities, crazy science teachers threatening to end all life on earth and, well, parents, that might not be the best character trait to have. Mix in the fact that there's a new villain who is as cunning as he is photogenic, a health hazardous best friend and having a massive-not-a-crush on a guy who doesn't even know you have superpowers and this may be the most awkward junior year of high school in history.

Meet Lizzie Daniel. She's a 16 year old girl that's been single her whole life. Yea, that's right. She's never had a boyfriend, but that might change when her ex-crush and ex-guy best friend from the 6th grade, Colin Meyers, moves in with her when him and his mom have a house fire and lose everything. Follow the story and dive into Lizzie's world as she is the only one in her grade that hasn't had a boyfriend but the hottest guy in school has now moved in with her and her mom. Where will this new adventure take her? How will Mr. Popular moving in with her affect her life? Who will fall for who this time?

He smirks. "Fine." And with that said, he shoves the detention slip down his pants, never breaking eye contact with me. Then he gives me a grin and even decides to tap his crotch. "Come and get it." (ROMANCE/HUMOR! Promise its worth the read.) WARNING: A LOT OF SWEARING [CURRENTLY BEING REWRITTEN. READ CHAPTER 12 FOR MORE INFO]

They were never supposed to fall in love. In fact, they were probably never even supposed to meet. But life does that sometimes; it brings you someone who unexpectedly turns your world upside down. For Ella, it all began on the last day of summer, in a small bakery on the edge of town. With three teenage boys, a plastic knife and a rocketship birthday cake. lol I'm not dead guys

"Kayla, don't deny me of what's MINE!" Haden growled, trapping me between his muscular forearm. I swallowed the moan that was bubbling up inside me, and made no move to comply to his demand. "Say that you are MINE." Haden's husky voice whispered, his warm breath sending shivers down my spine. I knew Haden wouldn't stop until he got what he wanted. ~*~ Moonlight and sunrise pack have been rivals for decades, but when Kayla discovers that her mate is from the enemy pack, will she abandon her own pack for her mate?

I couldn't stop my eyes as they wandered around his body, looking at each and every curve and line. Though what caught my interest was his wolf mark, one that every wolf has. His was a intricate design on his bicep that I was itching to touch. It went perfectly with his tanish skin and blonde hair. He was like a Roman $ex God, and I wouldn't mind "praying" to him, any day. "Eva,'' I looked up at Will's face, but my eyes decided to do they're own thing and traveled down his muscular body, eventually landing on his abs. God! They don't even deserve to be called abs. They're more like a diamond washboard, that I feel tempted to wash my clothes on! Someone bring me the Downy! His eyes turned a few shades darker then, his skin so close to mine that the heat radiated between our bodies. He moved closer, his crystal blue eyes a midnight blue, warming me to my core. He wanted me just as badly as I wanted him. This was a battle between Alphas, who will dominate? Game on Mr. Sexy Piece of A$s.

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" I, Cable Williams and Future Alpha, REJECT you, Crimson Katherine Blood, as my Mate and Future Luna" He said. I looked at the crowd and smiled. They seem surprised. I don't know why because he is a jerk? I then turned to him and smiled as I said '"Thank you". I then turned and headed to class leaving a gaping Ex-mate. I didn't feel an ounce of regret at what I just did. I am the one nobody sees. I like it that way. My name is Crimson Katherine Blood. I'm named after the red curls on my head. I know weird. Anyways, I'm 5'9" and have green eyes. I'm the Beta's daughter. Did I mention that I'm a werewolf? First story so don't be complete jerk in comments