Wilbur Soot has it all: good looks, youth, charm, a job on Wall Street and reservations at every new restaurant in town. He is also a psychopath. He is a man addicted to his superficial, perfect life. However, something- or someone- may be able to pull him out of it- or will that someone be pulled into it? NOT FOR PEOPLE 13 OR UNDER! THIS BOOK HAS SEXUAL REFERENCES, GORE, HOMOPHOBIA AND MORE! Cover by @emmet_sidecast on Instagram

𝐚 𝐭𝐧𝐭𝐝𝐮𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐟𝐢𝐚 𝐚𝐮. 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐛𝐮𝐫 𝐒𝐨𝐨𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐚 𝐟𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐚𝐟𝐢𝐚 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐩 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐩𝐲 𝐁𝐨𝐲𝐬 𝐈𝐧𝐜. 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐬? 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐋𝐚𝐬 𝐍𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐝𝐚𝐬 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐩, 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐩 𝐚𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲. 𝐎𝐧𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐲, 𝐚 𝐦𝐮𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐧 𝐋𝐚𝐬 𝐍𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐝𝐚𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐢𝐥, 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐦 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐋𝐚𝐬 𝐍𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐝𝐚𝐬 𝐢𝐭𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟. 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐛𝐮𝐫 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐭- 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐡𝐞, 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐛𝐮𝐫, 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐝𝐢𝐝 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐝𝐨 𝐢𝐭. 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐛𝐮𝐫 𝐚𝐥𝐬𝐨 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐭𝐫𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐋𝐚𝐬 𝐍𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐝𝐚𝐬' 𝐛𝐨𝐬𝐬 𝐡𝐢𝐦𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟, 𝐐𝐮𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐭𝐲, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞-𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐞𝐭. 𝐍𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐨 𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐚 𝐦𝐮𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐫. 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐚 𝐦𝐮𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐚𝐲 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐬.

~Royal au~ Wilbur has one job. Assassinate the prince. He's been given this job because he is the best there is...and he's desperate. There's only one problem. The prince is really fucking hard to kill. And it only gets harder once Wilbur starts to- uh oh...fall for him? When another assassin turns up, things get a lot more complicated.

Wilbur Soot, newbie detective at Las Nevadas city police department, is teamed with long time detective Quackity HQ, who doesn't particularly like people. The two must put aside their differences in order to work together, and they quickly begin to grow on each other. Perhaps, maybe even, falling in LOVE??? written by me and my best friend ever Spin!! she's absolutely fantastic and knows far more about true crime and the like than i do, so she is an amazing in making this gay ass dream come true. Oh, btw if you couldn't tell by the title, this is a crack fic and not meant to be taking too seriously (though ofc it has it's moments), it's meant to be lighthearted and silly. THIS STORY HAS BEEN DISCONTINUED AND TURNED INTO AN ORIGINAL STORY. SEE CHAPTER 5: THE FUTURE OF BGSC FOR MORE INFO.

"Quackity?" I spin around, tackling him and tumbling roughly into the wall behind us. I pin his wrist down, tears dropping onto his soon-to-be crimson shirt. I can almost see the blood seeping out of the wounds I intend to slice into his skin. His pupils dilate as he clutches the dagger's hilt before it meets the vulnerable flesh of his neck. "Quackity drop the fucking knife," Wilbur hisses, gritting his teeth. My eyes widen as my grip loosens on the blade and his wrist, the knife clattering out of my grasp as I stare at him. I dip down, sensing the tension hovering between us, feeling his heart hammer against his ribcage. From where sit straddling his waist, I see his face soften at the sight of my dishevelment. "What are you so afraid of?" he whispers gently. * * * Synopsis: Behind closed doors, a casino isn't all glittering lights and card games. It's made of traitors and cheaters... Quackity has always stood in other's shadows, cast out from countries, betrayed by those whom he loved, and laughed at by those whom he thought he could trust. The moment he creates an empire of his own, however, suddenly everyone wants a piece of their own, and it seems as if they'll stop at nothing for a taste of power. On the night of Las Nevadas' grand opening, a traitor threatens to tear down everything Quackity has built, and it seems as if the only one whom he can trust is a man who has an interesting relationship with matches and TNT. Cover art is mine! CW/TW: language, smut, blood/gore, weapons, self-harm, suicidal thoughts, abusive/ toxic relationships, substance abuse, anxiety attacks, sexual assault, assault, character death, vomiting/ nausea, etc. Viewer discretion advised.

"I could drink your blood if you let me, baby- drain you o' your love until you hate me." It's the 1800s. Alexis Quackity has been sent on a business trip to England, arriving at a certain Wilbur Soot's lavish castle. But Wilbur isn't an ordinary human. Well, he's not exactly a human. Things get complicated when he develops a certain... liking... for Quackity. [Contains smut!] "Blood! Didn't they want your blood? So why apologise for being blue and cold?" Cover by @cyani07 on Twitter

IM GLAD YOU GUYS LIKE THIS BUT I DOMT PLS READ MY OTHER STUFF INSTEAD THANKS I am a nerd and started writing a goofy little highschool AU and now I'm addicted and it's already almost done oops Basically Quackity and Wilbur But they're in highscool Eh? Eh??? WHAT HOW DID THIS SHIT GET LIKE 200 VIEWS IN ONE DAY-

YO: Cover art is from thunderbottle on tumbler Quackity was just trying to steal some resources for himself. Not save this random stranger's life after almost killing him. He especially wasn't trying to get himself stuck with surviving with the guy either. What's his name again, Wilbur? Yea, boring name and boring personality, Quackity honestly wishes he could be free of the man's company. That is, if it doesn't turn out to be what he needs. Or, a c!tntduo zombie apocalypse au where Wilbur and Quackity learn how to get along while picking up some new friends on the way. But what if Wilbur and Quackity feel like they wanna be more than friends? Well, first they should get away from that hoard of zombies and stop getting their asses saved by random kids. Contains violence and strong language, and light use of weapons and guns (I'll get a better summary further into the story- possibly) Started on the 23rd of June 2022

When a zombie apocalypse hits, Wilbur is forced to flee his home and go on the run with his younger brother Tommy. Along the way, he meets Quackity, a headstrong man who takes no shit, and joins up with him. However, even through all the arguments and fights, Wilbur begins to develop a feeling he's never felt before. In the midst of an apocalypse, can love still prevail? Cover by @11Ee03411675 on Twitter

//This was inspired by 'Mentally Not Right', I would recommend checking out their book!// CW Insanity Toxic relationships Child neglect Sexual references Child Abuse Wilbur had a normal upbringing, 2 caring parents, and even some siblings that he could play with. But nothing's truly perfect, and over the years his family broke apart along with his sanity. By the time he was 27, he had lost all hope in the world, nearly blowing up a motel and himself. Before he could, he broke down and was sent to a mental institution nicknamed Limbo. . . . Alex never knew his birth family, he was too young to remember them. When he was 3 he was placed into a foster system where 4 years later he was adopted by his foster fathers, Sam and Ponk. They already had a son, George, and Alex loved him, they got along really well (at least that's what Quackity thought) When he started High school he fell madly in love with an older boy, Johnathan, although he preferred Schlatt. The two dated for a few years, Alex growing more and more aware of who he was dating, he ended up leaving the man and 3 years later taking in his son after Schlatt died of a heart attack. . . . On Wilbur's 13th year in the institution, he was sure he would just be stuck in this Limbo, left to wait until he finally died, no one could help him and it seemed that no one wanted to help him. That same year, Alex Quackity joined the institution as a psychiatrist, more specifically, Wilbur's new psychiatrist. Started: 02 - 22 - 2023 Ended: 07 - 19 - 2023