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Succubus And Her Son's Friends by Xerdu735
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Ellie has a secret. The 42 year old blonde beauty is a succbus, a female demoness that feeds on sex with men. And she has targeted her son's cute friends...
Dark MAGA by aattiillwwoobb
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An angsty tale covering the relationship between a man and his maid. That man being ex-president Donald J. Trump, and the maid being Elon Musk.
Trump x Biden (enemies to lovers) and Kanye x Elon (stalker dark romance) by sexy_beast001
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Everything Trump, Elon, and Kanye say are not my opinions but dumb ramblings from their own nonexistent brain. I do not share their opinions, I am merely trying to tell a love story that is bound to happen. P.S. I'm also Canadian 🇨🇦 *Queue the American national anthem*
Cherry High wedgies  by Sahratannx
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In Cherry highschool if you are not good enough you will very soon become one of the school bullies preys. But not only the bullies are threats, be careful with your friends too. Contains a lot of wedgies.
Bad meets Bad  (Boy*Boy) by Shery7888
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*There is ROUGH ANGRY SEX and if you are going to start reading remember that. I don't need anyone complaining about this book being TOO rough so CHOOSE wisely before you read* If you're into rough angry sex please enjoy ***** A mafia's son who has been feared and respected all his life A military raised child who has only wanted freedom from his overly protective father What will happen when they clash, both not scared of the other, both ready for blood, both not ready to back out, both bad but..... Who is worse? let the fight begin ******* There will be sex between two men *Rough sex* violence, death, blood, control, guns, and possessiveness. Please don't read if you are not ready for any of that, again *Don't read*. If you're not 18 and over do not read
Elmo mafia leader & singer x reader by humburget
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TW: shooting, death CW: mentions of ed sheeran /j , cussing A story in which elmo falls for Y/n while doing a drive by shooting Idea credit: I saw someone say elmo x reader somewhere and developed an idea in my head (This story is a joke story made just for fun)
Yes, Sirs (Book 1 of Desire's Den) by CorneliaFields
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"You were ours from the second we saw you," he stated as if I didn't have a choice in it, and the truth was, I didn't need to because he was right. I was theirs, but what they didn't know was that they were mine, too. *** One invitation to an open house. One moment. One chance. And everything changes. When Emma receives an invite to the most exclusive BDSM club in the city, she knows she needs to go. At Desire's Den, she'll experience pain and pleasure, bondage, domination, and submission - all intertwined. For the first time in her life, she dares herself to go after what she wants. She'd always been too afraid. Now she is ready. Now she just has to secure a dominant. But just as everything she ever desired is in her grasp, she finds something she never expected: three possessive masters, all ready to claim her. Callan, the owner of Desire's Den, could make even the most innocent woman hungry with lust. His voice is soft as silk, and as wicked as the dirtiest fantasy you've ever had. Mateo, the sweet-tongued professor, is every woman's dream: a gentleman in public, and filthy in private. Gideon, the trio's resident bad boy, is owner of one of the most popular nightclubs in the city. Behind his calm and stone façade is a violent storm ready to conquer the object of his obsession. And she just might be the one they've been waiting for.
daughter of taylor swift and travis kelce imagines by tswift4evr
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imagines as taylor swift as your mom and travis kelce as your dad
Walmart Boy (h.s)  by WeTukAChonce_
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"My name is Harry, nice to meet you mamacita," he looked me up and down before grabbing my hand and shaking it. My arm flopped like a flimsy noodle as he shook my hand quickly and firmly. "The name is Maria. Not mami, not mamacita, not 'yo'," I deadpanned, referring to the names he had called me earlier. I cautiously pulled my hand away from his tattooed one as he smirked before saying, "Got it Mami Maria," before taking his black lip ring between his teeth. +++ A book in which a woman meets a beautiful man, who just so happens to annoy her in the least bit and he just so happens to work at Walmart. Except he doesn't actually work at Walmart... Rather he's an undercover bodyguard, working to protect her from the mafia that's after her family. But what you don't know doesn't hurt you, right? Started on: February 26th, 2017 Completed on: August 5th, 2017 Highest Rank: #543 in Humour, #691 in Fanfiction All rights reserved and protected under the copyright laws.