Spray Painted Bananas is a romantic comedy about Amber, a broke temp working in a catering firm in London, who after one too many evenings scrounging free wine from wacky art gallery openings with her best friend Farrell, decides there’s no reason she can’t become a conceptual artist herself. A chance meeting with the wealthy, young art curator, Elliott Frinton-Smith, sets things off in a desirable direction. Now all Amber needs is a brilliant idea to grab the attention of the nation. Spray Painted Bananas explores love and ambition with the touch of the absurd and plenty of bananas. It is OUT NOW published under the title THE TEMP by Harper Collins.

NOW PUBLISHED BY SOURCEBOOKS FIRE! Sixteen-year-old Jackie Howard knows nothing about her new guardian Katherine Walter when she moves from New York to Colorado. After discovering that Katherine has twelve boys, Jackie fears that living in the Walter house isn't going to be easy. It's just icing on the cake that the boys look like models... Cover design by pizzazz-

And how to say what happened next? Are there any words for it? Are there any words to describe how a world can be torn apart in five minutes? What would have happened, I wonder, if I hadn't nearly been late? I wouldn't've seen it, that's what. I wouldn't have been there. I still don't know if me being there was for better or for worse. If she'd died that day, I don't know what we'd've done. I don't want to know. I was scared. That's the only way to put it and the absoloute truth. I was more scared than I'd ever been in my life. I still am.

Enprix Deatharte, a boy said to have no actual capabilities, struggles through a world where everyone has "Ability", a power where one can do things that were thought impossible. He has to face people who are after him, and free himself from his own bind. (Revision meaning, I'm correcting lexical and grammar errors. Also removing inconsistencies if there are such. Please bear with me.)

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After countless expulsions from different schools, Lucy's father feels he has no choice but to surreptitiously enroll his daughter into his own all-boys boarding school to keep a closer eye on her. Lucy finds herself in embarrassing moments and awkward silences as she tries to look and act the part. As "boys will be boys" have no holds bar talking to other boys about girls and every other thought that pops into their head, Lucy flounders to not blow her cover, and joins in when expected. The boys have no qualms about undressing around her, but she's clownishly looking for places to hide her femininity - like concealing her tampons in her pillowcase! It gets even more hilarious, albeit complicated, when Lucy finds herself falling for a certain classmate . . . Maybe Dad's idea was great because she has become a better person, but if her secret is revealed, how will her classmates, and her new love intrest take it?

[NOVEL COMING SOON!] Dot is a young boy with a very unique outlook on the world. Note: some people will find this hard to read, but please stick with it because it pays off in the end. [#1 Science Fiction - 10/01/12].

WATTPAD ORIGINAL EDITION The Bro Code says to leave no bro behind... But what happens when you have to choose between love and friendship? ***** Nick Maguire would never betray his best friends, Carter and Austin, by breaking The Bro Code, and he knows they'd never do that either. They've got each other's backs. That is, until Carter's sister, Eliza, returns from Australia. Unfortunately, Eliza is basically incredible, and Nick almost immediately falls head over heels. The two begin to form an undeniable bond that crackles with electricity - and spells a whole lot of trouble. Nick is about to find out that codes are made to be broken. [[word count: 60,000-70,000 words]]