Book Two of 'The Tales of the Royal Lunatic' It has been scientifically determined that Emilee Kate Willows is most definitely insane. Well, not really scientifically but it's just something everyone knows- the sky is blue, the Beatles are awesome and Emilee is crazy. But the problem is that not exactly EVERYONE knows. Maybe the whole of the U.S., tops. The poor people in Astria were innocent and oblivious until their new princess came along. Boy, did they have another thing coming to them. This is Emilee's version of Meet the Parents, only they don't need a lie detector and she's got a ton of people who want to kill her. It's nothing personal, she's just the mate of the vampire prince that everyone hates and killing her is like taking away the prince's soul. Her charm never had a chance. Will she be able to survive life as part of the royal family? Will she EVER meet a smurf?

This is a spin-off of the story 'He Was Looking For A Princess, Instead He Found Me', Book One of 'The Tales of a Royal Lunatic' Crown Prince Christopher of the vampire race has had his fair share of bad luck. His first love was murdered, he is next in line for a kingdom that he doesn't want and a rebel organization is out to kill the one thing in the world that could make him happy. But now you can add a mate that has mysteriously been blocked from him and a werewolf prince that holds a large grudge. Will Christopher ever find out who his true mate is? Will he be able to protect her? Will he be able to HANDLE her? I guess time will tell :)

The sexiest romance you’ll read this year… One moment can change your life forever… For Violet Lee, a chance encounter on a darkened street draws her into a world beyond her wildest imaginings, a timeless place of vast elegance and immeasurable wealth – of beautiful mansions and lavish parties – where a decadent group of friends live for pleasure alone. A place from which there is no escape… no matter how hard Violet tries. Yet all the riches in the world can’t mask the darkness that lies beneath the gilded surface, embodied in the charismatic but dangerous Kaspar Varn. Violet and Kaspar surrender to a passion that transcends their separate worlds – but it’s a passion that comes at a price… Dinner With A Vampire, formally known as Dinner With A Vampire. Did I Mention I'm Vegetarian?, is the first in The Dark Heroine series and is available to buy from the 13th September 2012.

Michael and Emma -- best friends forever... Until the two friends crossed the platonic barrier and became intimate. Fast forward five years, and they are reunited. Add one meddling roommate, one weekend at the lake, and one HUGE misunderstanding to clear up... And you've got the makings for a romance of BFF proportions.

(Know that I no longer like Justin Bieber at ALL, so I will not ever be adding to this story. The only reason it is not deleted is because I am proud of the reads that this got.) When Emma finds out she is arranged to be married to Justin Bieber she doesn't think it could really be happening. She agrees to go and live with him for the summer. They fall in love but is that love enough to keep them together from everything trying to keep them apart?

What if you met someone that you weren't suppose to meet? What if Fate changed it's course, and altered your life completely? After moving half way across the globe to start a new life with her workaholic mother, Sophia not only finds herself alone, but also excluded from school, again. But what happens when you meet someone that you weren't suppose to meet? Meeting by chance Sophia meets Aaron, who is tall, gorgeous, and deadly. He holds secrets that Sophia couldn't even imagine, let alone believe. Could the urban legends and early myths be true? Curosity strikes Sophia, as she is determined to find out what Aaron is hiding from her. However, finding out the truth could end up deadly... especially when Aaron has a evil twin brother named Damien, who is blood thirsty, and a Father who is the Ruler of the Underworld and strives for more power.

When Emmett decides to play truth or dare the Cullen family and Jake do crazy stuff

A collection of stories which never cease to blow randomness out of their orifices, all narrated by our friend The Girl Cabbage.