America has always hidden his true capabilities and great intelligence by crafting a ploy that no one ever suspected. Not even his family has caught on. He wears sunglasses to mask his true intentions and pretends to be helpless in weak so that other countries will let their guard down around him and once they do he gains valuable information. This is how he's survived for so long-- faking it. One fateful day, Russia catches a glimpse through the act , suspects something, and vows to spy on America for his lost Father, Soviet. America quickly devises devises a foolproof plan on how to get Russia off his trail by using his homophobia against him. Well-- he thought it was foolproof. But even geniuses make mistakes when something unexpected comes their way.

WARNING ⚠️ this fic is EXTREMELY old TW for homophobia, SH, explicit language (includes usage of slurs), explicit in general Random text is translated into different languages and it gets unnecessarily s!xual at times REALLY I am so sorry to anyone who reads this - America is implied to have depression, which is executed poorly. Russia is edgy with extreme anger issues and violent tendencies, and oh no, they're grouped together for a camping trip. This can only go so wrong.

a rusame oneshot book 4u(⁠｡⁠•̀⁠ᴗ⁠-⁠)⁠✧ tw: rusame cursing nsfw ? maybe? other countryhumans ships fluff using translate for russian etc. offensive shit<3 angst? crack humor ___________ if you don't like any of these kindly leave the doors are open