Hi to you short story/vampire reader! This is just a VERY short story about how cliche life can get. ;)

Marissa Bettgila is tired of being called 'fat girl'. She literary spends her Saturday at home all day, with her only friend and watch's soap operas with an extra-large bag-o-onions on the side. She wants to live her highschool existence to the fullest. The only problem...she has a butt as huge as the empire state building and its not getting any smaller. With these complications Marissa is forced to take a never-ending diet; with the help of her Bipolar best friend and Skater-boy next door. Could things go anymore wrong? Follow Marissa in her daily battles of obesity, stereotypes, crushes and chaotic high school hallways. She'll have to outwit her criminal Mastermind brother, a digit dweeb admirer, an evil gym teacher and a band of vengeful Plastic POP'S. Not to mention guide a rocker-dude to pull her best friends heartstrings. Hey...maybe she'll even learn something along the way.