Summary: "The Angel of Death, the ferryman of the Styx, the terror of the western seas. One of the most feared captains ever to sail, and yet, I have to wonder... how did a man like you end up all on his own? We searched the area where you were found-not another soul in sight. So," He fixes him with a long look, allowing the silence to hover like a dark cloud, the words rolling off of his tongue with all the venom and smugness he can muster, "-tell me, Philza. Where is your crew?" - OR: Technoblade is a naval captain, and Phil his unwilling prisoner. Somehow, they manage to come out of it as friends in the end.

THIS ISNT MINE STORY!! It's originally readable on AO3 (Creator of the story....@thcscus)