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The Fake Love Affair by snapeproperty
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"We have to have rules." "Rules?" "Yes, Harry. I know you have a hero-complex and you get into near-death situations, but this has to be based on pure strategy-not luck. It takes both of us to pull this off and we are going to have to trust each other." He rolled his eyes at the technicalities but eventually gave in and we began brainstorming a list of rules for the plan: 1. Make it believable. 2. Focus on the mission and don't get attached. 3. Learn to enjoy one another's presence. ☽✰ After hiding from society for years, Athena Black attends Hogwarts--and leaves the comfort of her home-for the first time ever. When her beloved father passes away, she begins her journey as a sixth year Hogwarts student. Rumors, friendships, and chaotic feelings propose challenges. She grows agitated when Harry Potter denies her request for friendship--until they quickly learn how much they really have in common, such as their liking for taken individuals... Will their plan to break up this happy couple work, or will it simply uncover their hidden feelings for each other? ☽✰ Harry Potter x OC
TROUBLE | Sirius Black by OliverPotterr
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UNDER HEAVY EDITING THROUGH GOOGLE DOC, THE NEW CHAPTERS WILL BE LONGER AND BETTER WRITTEN ! look under the summary for more info. !Mature themes & Smut! ❝ Can't you see it? Cant you see I'm so madly in love with you it pains me! Merlin Black are you blind?! It's you!❞ ❝It's me?..❞ ❝It's you..❞ -- Marauders Era - Harry Potter Era 6th year - OOTP Sirius Black x OC - Looking back on how I wrote this book I have come to the decision to rewrite it. Now this will not change the plot, or the story line. So if you do not feel like re-reading, that is completely fine. I will be making this book third person, as I have found I am more fond of that writing style- and I will be changing some wording I've used. I'm pretty sure most comments will be deleted once I upload the new version, and I have sorry for that ❤️
𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐃𝐎𝐖𝐒 // 𝐉𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐒 𝐏𝐎𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 [𝟏] by walkingmasterpiece
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[book 1/2] Being a Malfoy was hard. Alivia Malfoy was constantly having to meet the standards her parents set, and so that's exactly what she did. She was a Slytherin, top student, prefect and a quidditch player. Seventh year is about to begin and Alivia is anything but ready for the roller coaster of a year it's going to be. Between dealing with Hogwarts' resident troublemakers, her parents expectations, a newfound love interest, and the upcoming war, Alivia has no idea how she's going to make it through her seventh and final year at Hogwarts. !!𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍!! All characters belong to J.K.Rowling. I only own Alivia Malfoy and the plot. Also there are a few rude words in there but nothing too harsh. Just a warning :) (Completed) [Under-going Slow Editing]
Baker - G. BLYTHE by kalopsia_444
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❝Do you love her Gil?❞ ❞That's the thing, I don't love 𝘩𝘦𝘳. I'm not sure the girl I do love loves me back.❞ [Anne with an E- Season 1-3] {Gilbert Blythe x FEM OC} {STARTED- MAY 11TH 2021} {FINISHED- JUNE 21ST 2021} #1 in blythe #1 in Gilbert #1 gilbertblythe #1 awae #1 avonlea [has been known to make many people cry ;) ]
𝐅𝐎𝐎𝐋𝐒! | Harry Potter x Reader by hollandspotter
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in which, y/n and harry attempt to fool the school with their fake relationship.
NEPENTHE ⟶ James Potter by kmbell92
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It has been over a year since the murder of his wife, Lily, and James Potter wishes every day that it is simply a nightmare that he will wake up from. Unfortunately, it isn't and in the wake of her death, James finds himself as a single parent to their son, Harry. The Boy-Who-Lived is known all around the wizarding world as the one to defeat Lord Voldemort on the same night that Lily was killed as the proclaimed "Dark Lord" attempted to rid of the child as well, yet failed. However, James is just trying to do his best in raising Harry in the most normal fashion as he can possibly muster but it's not easy. With one of his former best friends in Azkaban for the betrayal to the Order and his two remaining best friends not on speaking terms, James finds himself drowning in stress. Yet, relief comes in the form of a young woman, named Renata, and their first encounter is nothing short of a chaotic mess. But at the same time, it's the first thing that's made James laugh in months.
Lost in memories || Harry Potter || R.A.B by ToTiredForShit
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Diana Potter, though a year younger, had the best bond with her brother James. They where best friends. And I'm saying 'where' because the oldest of the two died at only 21. She was so young, but already dealing with more grief then a person can handle. Her brother, his wife and his only one year old son, all dead in the same night. One of her best friends, tortured to insanity with her husband. Even though older, Alice Fortescue was Diana's friend since her arrival at hogwarts. They held each other so dear, that when Alice her son, Neville, was born, Diana became the godmother. But the life of the boy was ended at such a young age. Or so she tought. --------- Regulus x oc, not the main goal of the story, it's in there and hard to ignore --------- "He lied. She couldn't believe it. The absolute asshole. He ruined it! He ruined her life! And she will never forgive him. He can rot in hell, Albus Dumbledore." --------- Started: 01-28-2023 | 01.39 am Finished: I don't own Harry Potter of course, all rights to J.K Rowling.
𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐮𝐬 𝐚𝐝𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 by jose_ame
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February 26 1971, the day Walburga and Orion Black welcomed a daughter next to their two sons. When they saw their little sister, they couldnt help but feel sorry for the little girl for being born into this sick family. When Sirius runs away, he promised he would come back for his 14 and 4 year old siblings, but he never did. Six years later, their parents die of dragonpox and leave 20 year old Regulus to take care of Venus. One random day, Sirius comes back, not expecting what he would find inside 12 Grimmauld place. Harry Potter AU This story is set in 1984 I do not own the characters in this story except for Venus and other supporting characters, they belong to JK Rowling, although I do not align with her beliefs in any way. All possible trigger warnings will be listed on the start of the chapters. Started: 28 February 2024 Finished:
Strategy  { Oliver Wood} by kmbell92
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To say that Oliver Wood had a slight obsession with Quidditch was an understatement. It was borderline unhealthy. He loved the sport, but he hated losing. While he hated losing to any team, there was one team he hated losing to the most. Surprisingly enough, it was the Ravenclaw team. But it wasn't for reasons that many would suspect, it was because of who played on the Ravenclaw team. Melanie Anderson has been playing for the Ravenclaw Quidditch team as Chaser since her second year. What started off as friendly competition turned into rivalry as she and Oliver Wood made it their sole mission to have their teams beat each other every year. Oliver wants to win for the sake of winning, but Melanie wants to win just to see the frustrated look on Oliver's face because it's just so damn cute. Plus, who wouldn't want to hear the sexy Scottish voice curse their name?
Hard To Love #1 | DISCONTINUED by yyyeodang
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NOTE: This story will be available as an actual published novel in the coming future. More updates for that on @/yyyeodang at instagram. This is here only to serve as a reminder of my journey as an author and the love i received here. This story is DISCONTINUED AND INCOMPLETE. i do NOT consent to anyone rewriting this or re-continuing this as a story of their own. if seen doing so, you WILL face legal action. this is MY hard work. the reason i have marked it as complete is that i do NOT wish anyone to recontinue or rewrite this book as their own. i hope you respect my decision of leaving it here as a memory, not a free public work to be re-written. thank you. Marriage. It was something I wasn't quite ready for. To devote my entire life to someone and build a family. Yet the circumstances pushed me into an alliance with the girl who could not even stand the sight of me. Everyone knew we weren't exactly fond of each other, yet here I am - dancing in the ballroom with her in my arms, while people watch us celebrating the news of the betrothal. And maybe, a very small part of me liked it this way. Her, in my arms looking at me, like I meant something to her. Cover by @lanadelgay09