"maybe I would love you if you were a woman" "can't you love me now?"

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Wilbur was a young boy at the masquerade his parents has hosted for the town since their rich and royal, Wilbur met a ravenette outside the party. An unforgettable moment, its been 17 years after that happened he wanted to find this boy again but he was no where to be seen. Will they meet again? Wilbur: Brunette 22 Kingdom of lopia (made up) Prince Quackity: Black haired 21 Citizen of lopia (Characters:wilbur,quackity,phiza,kristen,Tommy,techno) Hope yall enjoy

"Ah shit, I missed the real target." Wilbur works for an agency that kills people, particularly rich people. But while on a mission when he almost dies, he is saved by someone with a very accurate shot. He meets another assassin from a different agency, something he's never known of before. Of course seeing how skilled and attractive the other assassin is, he can't really just let him go... Quackity works for a different agency that wants to be better than all the rest, that means more missions and more training, most importantly: more rich. It takes a very long time to get up in the ranks and he has proven his worth there. But when tasked to kill a particularly dangerous assassin, he makes a few unwise decisions that he thinks are good... until he gets captured.

These two fruity assholes have taken over my life now, and I'm about to make it everyone's problem. So here's my collection of oneshots and little story bits. Insert your obligatory "this is about the characters, not the content creators" here. Don't ship real people and keep in mind that I'm writing about the characters, and purely the characters. (Art not mine ((Obviously))) If you have any questions about any of these AUs, feel free to ask me about them! I love answering questions about them. And if you spot something that I should add to the warnings, let me know so I can add them!

TW For story: Abuse, murder, Swearing, making out?- (does that count as a tw idfk) maybe more ill add if more-. Alex Quackity, Husband Of Jschlatt, Vice President Of Manberg. Quackity And Schlatt Don't Get Along Well, They Always Fight, Schlatt Gets Drunk All The Time And Abuses Quackity. Quackity Just Wants A Normal Relationship, So He Goes To Pogtopia To Leave Schlatt. WilburSoot(Simpbur) Is Obsessed Withh Quackity, He Noticed Things Off With Quackity Sometimes, He Just Ignores It. Quackity Thinks Everything Will Be Alright When He's At Pogtopia. Or Will It Be Alright?.. started: August 15th 2023. ended: ????? #8 in Simpbur 8/18/2023 #5 in Alivebur 8/18/2023 #3 In Alivebur 8/20/2023 #6 in Simpbur 8/20/2023

Alex often felt very watched. an unsettling feeling wherever he went. A figure had been watching him. before he ever got the chance to figure out who it is, he'd run. the feeling stayed for so long. even when he slept...

"Huh, i thought I heard something." Quackity muttered as he looked behind him, the only thing he saw was a bush. "Ugh stop creeping me out" he said out loud as he walked further. As soon as he took a step forward a mysterious figure rose from the bush, the mysterious man kept a distance from him but was still following him. He was going from bush to bush from building to building, just to be close to him. Its almost as if he's staking him, but that can't be. Right? (Old caption: ''wait i think that i heard footsteps behind me.'' quackity though to himself, he turned around and saw a mysterious figure creeping behind him. As he was walking further he noticed the man behind him going from bush to bush like he was stalking him.)