"Calum, why is everyone in this town so afraid of you?" [this isn't scary i promise]

sometimes the world doesn't come with happy endings

(trigger warnings for some chapters) these are for times when you want to read about the inevitable that involve people you love. grab some tissues in advanced ALL RIGHTS RESERVED © 2015 do not steal my imagines. if you want to use an imagine, please ask and give me all credit. please do not claim that you wrote it when you didn't. please and thank you, enjoy.

bc the only type of stuff I'm good at writing is sad and I'm constantly getting ideas so here we are. these can range from break ups to death and everything in between. ***warning*** these will be sad (hopefully) read at your own risk.

"Does she smoke?" he asks, Luke nods, "How about weed?' he nods again, "And drink beer?" He nods a third time, "And gives good blowjobs?" He nods a fourth. This. Is my new life, And i think I love it. WARNING: DIRTY SCENES AND SWEARING.(IF YOU DO NOT LIKE DIRTY SCENES THAN DON'T READ!!!!!)

Cute, romantic, funny, feel-inducing (and sometimes sad) 5SOS Preferences all written by me, myself and I. Requests open & no stealing please!

Random shit related to 5SOS that the 5SOSFAM should know about because 5SOS is awesome. CAUTION: You may have a feels attack and/or a laughing fit. Credit to Tumblr :) Humor #674 9/9/14 COMPLETE :)

This is the third book in the "5SOS Shit" series. Basically, this book has a bunch of 5SOS shit that the 5SOS Fam should know about because 5SOS is awesome. If you haven't checked out my first and second book, please do! Their full of 5SOS shizzeness! CAUTION: You may have a feels attack and/or a laughing fit. 11/21/14 ranked #90 in humor :) 12/5/14 ranked #129 in fanfiction Credit to Tumblr :)

This is a sequel to my previous book "5SOS Shit". Basically, this book has a bunch of 5SOS shit that the 5SOS Fam should know about because 5SOS is awesome. If you haven't checked out my first book, please do! :) CAUTION: You may have a feels attack and/or a laughing fit. Humor #447/Fanfiction #723 9/9/14 Credit to Tumblr :) COMPLETE :)

Lies are told. Secrets are kept. Hearts are broken. Risks are taken. What has Ashton gotten his girlfriend Addie in to?