Shrek is trying to get Squisanardds love

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Lola the sheep is innocent, naive and sweet. As a favour to her flock mate Timmy, she goes to interview the wealthy, beautiful Shaun the Sheep. He is transfixing, enigmatic and handsome as hell. But as she realises his tastes are very 'singular', will their relationship be able to take the heat?

A short story about my worst nightmare

It's been a month since you were arrested for cannabilizing your ex boyfriend, Bob. You were arrested and taken to The Despicable prison for bad people like the ones who like pulp. (DPFBPLOWLP) for short. There, you meet somebody who may be even a better match than your last boyfriend. Could this be love?

Shrek goes to Walmart looking for carrots but he finds something raddEr love!!!!!!! ❤️

☆☆ Watty Award Winner 2020 ☆☆ Cooper Daniels lives next door to a psychopath. He just can't prove it...yet. When the most popular girl in high school is murdered at a Halloween party, Cooper's suspicions become a reality. He knows exactly who did it. But how is he supposed to prove his charming neighbor is a killer? Meanwhile, Calla Parker is waking up with blood under her nails, and she has no idea why. Unable to remember the night before, Calla begins to suspect herself of murder. She's relieved to find out the police have zero evidence to go on. Yet she can't help but shake the feeling she's being watched - very closely. And she knows why. Cooper Daniels knows her secret. ☆ Cover by @CarKann ☆

Evelyn Monroe hated Christmas, she wasn't always like that. Even till the age of seventeen she believed that Father Christmas existed somewhere, but just before her 18th Christmas her world changed and so did her beliefs and thoughts. That's till she runs into the plaza's Santa who sported a very sexy six pack under that pot stomach of his, not that she cared. She didn't. But with all the christmas spirit in the air, he was a dose of a miracle that she needed. * * * Published novel

FOR ALL SPANDY SHIPPERS OUT THERE! A escalating relationship between a certain yellow sea sponge and karate fighting land squirrel. THATS RIGHT FOLKS! Could we see SpongeBob dating Sandy? How will their relationship turn out? Will they get to the juicy parts of their relationship? STAY TUNED TO FIND OUT! ~ Spongebobbiggestfan

An adorable and touching short created by spongebobbiggestfan staring the one and only SpongeBob Squarepants. In this Fanfiction you will actually experience how a relationship with a certain yellow porous sea sponge would be like. ~ Spongebobbiggestfan (Update 3 years later: I cringed so hard at that description! Well y'all can now join me)