Detective Y/N Y/L/N, a talented and adventurous cop with the best abilities, has been away from the Nine-Nine working undercover. Now being back Rosa Diaz, a girl with no control comes into the picture. .・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。. Rosa Diaz x Female Reader [I do not claim to own Brooklyn Nine-Nine or their characters/plot! All right go to Dan Goor, Fox, and NBC] [I do however claim to own my own character and their plot lines. Plots and dialogue of the original airing of Brooklyn Nine-Nine will be changed to better fit the plot/story] Season 1 - 8 Started: September 24th 2018 Finished: May 30th 2023

HIGHEST RANK #27 IN HUMOR *** Life is full of lessons that we need to remember, for Mackenzie (also known as Mace or that girl that always falls over) life seems like a boring routine. Her love life is as lifeless as a corpse With her best friend happily in love with his sweet girlfriend, her nonexistent bad boy is more like an obnoxious jerk rather than a rebel and the golden boy has friend zoned her to many times (82 and counting) Throw in stupid revenge plots, a love triangle that makes no sense, beneficial food fights and midnight Kmart rampages, you are left which a couple theory's to question if you really know what life is about. But first, you have to make a mistake ..it all started with a cupcake @@ Did you really take 16 cupcakes from the shop yesterday? " "Maybe.. "I look to see them staring at me in disbelief "Do you really need 16 cupcakes?" Their eyes flicker between the box of cupcakes and me who has half of one stuffed in my mouth. Hastily I swallow "Okay, to be fair she was going to throw all 24 beautiful delicious cupcakes in the bin. It's a waste and a criminal offence to chuck out something so tasty. So I just happened to volunteer to take them home... without anyone knowing..." I lick some of the buttercreams that had fallen onto my hand. "I believe that's called stealing," a voice says from behind me. WARNING lots of cheesy jokes, embarrassing moments and food

"Come on babe." Evan insists. "Please? For me?" I look around, considering my options. The party has started to die down, and the small lake further into the woods is pretty concealed. "Fine." I sigh, grinning. "Really?" He smirks. "You'll skinny dip with me?" I pause. "Sure." "Great." He says. "I love you Harper." <><><><> Harper is your typical good girl. Shy, quiet, and reserved. So everybody is surprised when she manages to land a guy like Evan. Prom King, quarterback, ladies man. Evan introduces her to a new world, a world of popularity. And Harper tries to be the best girlfriend she can be. But one night, it all falls apart, and Harper is left in a mortifying situation. Naked. Luckily the River boys are around to save the day. After a few pictures of course.

Unknown Number: Well you gotta give me something! Hell, anything! You can't just dangle this in front of me for the rest of my life! Me: I wasn't planning on it... Unknown Number: Blackmail is a crime, you know! Me: I'M NOT BLACKMAILING YOU! Unknown Number: WHERE'S YOUR SENSE OF ADVENTURE! YOU GET AN OPPORTUNITY LIKE THIS AND YOU SEIZE IT!! JEEZE!!! AND HERE I WAS HOPING YOU'D DO SOMETHING!!! Me: ...you want me to...blackmail you??

No one can be perfect all the time; sometimes we're all selfish. Who'd have thought Honey could be so possessive? Certainly not you.

***BACK IN PROGRESS (2024)*** Girls, we both know that you have day-dreamed of you and your crush in multiple scenarios at least once in your life. Whether it be in the middle of a boring class, when you should be doing homework, when your mom is fussing at you to get off your phone or laptop(etc.) However, things in day-dreams don't always happen outside our head. So why not take a break from reality? Here are some oneshots written for you, about your crush.

After six new boys meet (Y/n), they begin an unhealthy obsession over the female and soon take it too far. There's not much chance of her escaping their thoughts or hands but she's definitely going to try when she's had enough.

Cory Matthews, Shawn Hunter, and Y/N Y/L/N have been friends since, well, forever really. Although Cory and Shawn had a bromance thing going on, Shawn had a 'You're My Girl' thing with Y/N.

Cupid's pointed arrow struck Orion, will Orion strike the arrow back at Cupid? Orion was struck by the all-too-famous pointy golden arrow, shot by Cupid himself. But, the arrow wasn't shot to pair her with her fated one. The arrow was shot at her so she could be the next matchmaker. She's stuck to face hormonal teens and a bad attitude mentor until she finds her own love. But, is her love closer than she thinks and standing with his own set of arrows?

*** NOT EDITED AT ALL, READ AT YOUR OWN RISK *** Cameron Reeds is a nerdy girl that likes staying in the shadows, unlike her twin, Ashley. They move, with their mum, to a small town in Northern California called Avondale. After a not-so-good encounter with a guy at the grocery store that resulted in her seducing the guy into giving her the last packet of Oreos, Cameron finds out that the guy has a name. Aaron Weaver, aka, her new high school's bad boy and her sister's new target. When Aaron starts taking an interest in Cameron, she instantly retreats to her shell and ignores him until he ends up showing up at her window. Literally. Cameron only wants Aaron to leave her alone and let her senior year slip by. Too bad Aaron on a different schedule planned for the both of them. #5 in Humor on January 15, 2016 #177 in Romance on November 9, 2014