Picture this: you're sipping on coffee in your balcony, finally at piece at the end of a very long day at the end of a very long week and nothing eventful happens as you lay on your recliner in a perfect weather. Sounds nice, right? Well, as your fate would put it, "fuck nice". You're only two minutes into enjoying the forementioned moments of bliss when you are kidnapped and dragged into a whole another realm - Asgard. You're in front of Odin, the god of war, who wants you to marry his son for the sake of his kingdom. What do you do?

Lo'ak: "When did you two get so buddy-buddy?" "I'm gone for one day and my brother becomes friends with him of all people?" Kiri: "Maybe, because you are the problem." "...Seriously?" OR (Is it called 'having a crush' when some boy comes around and makes you feel weird, so you try so hard to hate him and the family he brings in tow, only to make things worse when you find out that 'weird feeling' wasn't hate at all? Nah.) [Neteyam x M! reader] [Semi-Enemies to lovers] [Each chapter length: 1000+] [Timeline is only slightly altered to be longer] [WARNING: The reader is a little asshole, but he gets better]