Classification tests aren't typically taken by sinners, they're usually taken by the hellborn. But still Charlie decides it might benefit the hotel if everyone took the test so they can better understand them. .... Chaos ensues (About every 10 chapters is its own part within the book, and each focuses on different characters 🧡Part 1 focuses on Sir Pentious, Angel, and Velvette. (Current) 💖Part 2 will focus on Angel, Husk, Niffty, and Clara 💙Part 3 will focus on Vox, Alastor, and Odette ❤️Part 4 will focus on Lucifer, Charlie, and...Valentino 💜Part 5 will focus on Vaggie, Emily, (🕷), and St Peter. 🖤Part 6 will focus on Cherri, Pentious, Lute, and Adam. 🕷🐈⬛️🐍⚘️Age regression is a sfw coping mechanism. Nothing else🍎💜🦌

Caregiver Husk and Baby Angel make my heart melt and I want to write some content about them 🥹 Requests are open

YOU'VE BEEN STRUCK BY YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY Some shitty fanfiction This book isn't being updated anymore and I probably won't be back to edit any stories from now on. Some mature content. Cover by @iswearonmylife Enjoy every one-shot published.

~After the end~ Tom drank heavily in "celebration" of shooting Tord with a harpoon. Unfortunately, he overdosed and died. The afterlife wasn't what he thought it'd be, if you could even call it that. He awoke as a kitten. Somehow, he finds himself in Tord's care. Warning- Strong language, gore, lime (just kissing). Highest rankings: #1 in tordtom #1 in afterlife #1 in ewtord #1 in ewtom #1 in eddsworld #1 in tord #1 in tomtord (EddMatt included)

Edd, Matt, and Tom decide to take another trip to the Magic Shop... Long story short, Matt has no coordination, Tom has zero reflexes, Edd is oblivious, and Tord takes too many walks. (Cover art is clearly not mine :P) [Also this story will be LONG! Sorry! So... Lock your doors and close the blinds we're going for a ride!] VERY SLOW UPDATES.

Tord comes back AGAIN to the good old original Eddsworld crew, not for friendship, but for something to help him later in his plan for world domination. (This Book Has Multiple Points Of View) (TomTord)

Tom wasn't good at a lot of things; keeping friends, being nice, staying sober? Nah, forget it. But dressing up and pretending to be a girl? Now that might be something he can do. [Maidcafe fic] Featuring- * Tom's non-existing gag reflex * Tord's hentai fetish * Edd's unwavering patience * Matt's vanilla ass NOT featuring- * My will to live - This was half planned in 2016, but I didn't start writing it until 2018. The two-year wait doesn't make me hate this any less. Enjoy you, filthy sinners. - "The original femboy Hooters."- 2016 - Achievements: 🏆1# Maidcafe 🏆1# Smutmaybe 🏆2# Eddsworld 🏆1# TordTom 🏆1# Ocs 🏆1# TomTord 🏆3# Cross-dressing