Picture this: You just got fired from your 10th job, you're on your way home with the radio on, and a certain song starts playing. Amazing, right? What if I told you that you wrote that song? And, for some reason, One Direction is singing it? [cover insp @-voidallison]

I don't like One Direction. So can someone please tell me why I'm stuck on a game show with the five boys who have stolen millions of girls' hearts?

On February 23rd, 2012, the second show of the Take Me Home tour ended. Twitter temporarily shut down. The One Direction fandom went crazy. Danielle Peazer realized she still loved Liam Payne. Audrey Kane sat in an airport deciding her fate. Louis Tomlinson and Eleanor Calder realized they were wrong and Zayn Malik bought a ring for Kiani Miller. It's now fifteen years later, and everything has changed. They've moved on and grown up. But I didn't and Audrey didn't. She still has to see Liam everywhere. On T.V., on magazines, headlining the news, on ads, and everywhere else you could possibly imagine. She sees Liam, Danielle and their kids, smiling, seeming completely happy, as if she doesn't exist. As if I don't exist. He doesn't know me yet, but he will soon. By the way, my name is Delilah Payne.