Title: The +99 Reinforced Slipper: Smacking Sense into the Honkai World Genre: Fanfiction, Isekai, Action-Comedy, Parody, System Fandom: Honkai Impact 3rd x +99 Reinforced Wooden Stick (Crossover) Synopsis: The world of Honkai Impact 3rd is known for its beautiful Valkyries, deep lore, and absolutely crushing depression. It is a world where humanity fights a losing war against god-like entities known as Herrschers. Timmy Noluck was just a loner who loved the game and wanted a happy ending for his favorite characters. But his life ended not with a bang, but with a thwack-killed by a stray rubber slipper while buying soy sauce for his mother. When he wakes up, he isn't in heaven. He's in Nagazora City right as the Third Honkai Eruption begins. He doesn't have a Divine Key. He doesn't have natural Honkai resistance. He doesn't even have a sword. What he does have is a System that lets him upgrade items to god-tier levels, and the only weapon within reach: the dirty blue-and-white rubber slipper that killed him. Meet Rambo, the +99 Reinforced Slipper. It ignores defense. It shatters physics. It inflicts emotional damage. Armed with the ultimate weapon of Asian discipline, Timmy sets out on a quest to derail the tragic storyline, humiliate powerful Honkai Beasts, and save the world one slap at a time. Herrscher of the Void? Kevin Kaslana? The Will of Honkai? They might be strong, but are they strong enough to survive a hit from la chancla?

My Patreon : patreon.com/TrueAngel? Simulating countless lives to grow stronger-yes, of course. That's how it usually goes in light novel plots, isn't it? But in a simulation world that's supposed to be fictional... why is it becoming real?! What?! The girls are looking for me?! Margaret and Talulah are among them?! And now they want to drag me to a wedding?! Damn it... whoever wants to stay can stay-I'm out!! (Initializing Simulation World System) (Location: Kazimierz) (Backstory) You are an orphan adopted by the prestigious Nearl family, because your parents were knights closely connected to the family head at the time. However, both of them sacrificed their lives to hold back the Ursus army-and never returned from the war. (Family) You were adopted by Schneezt, the then-head of the Nearl family. Your adoptive younger sister is Margaret Nearl, who deeply loves and worries about you. Another adopted sister who clings to you often is Maria Nearl. You also have a strict uncle who serves as your mentor-Minor (Moyna). A slightly younger aunt who enjoys hugging you-Sophia. And a gentle grandfather who always spoils you. They all love you and see you as a true member of their family. Chosen Abilities Great Knight (Elite Tier): When your heart does not falter, neither you nor your blade will ever betray the faith placed in you. Courageous Heart (Rare Tier): No matter the situation, your heart will never waver. Not even magic or mind-controlling spells can shake your brave spirit. Eldest Child (Normal Tier): Your bond with your family is greatly enhanced. My Patreon : patreon.com/TrueAngel

None A re-continuation of my old stories from old account.

Sora only ever wanted a simple life get a job, live peacefully, and maybe enjoy a little downtime without chaos following him around. But the moment he wakes up, everything he knows is gone. He's trapped in the Honkai world, a place where danger lurks in every shadow, yet something impossible is happening: enemies fall before they can even strike him. He feels weak, confused, and completely out of place but the world seems to bend to him in ways he doesn't understand. Sora has no idea why this is happening, or what it means for him, but one thing is clear: his quiet life is gone, replaced by a reality where survival and maybe something far greater depends on discovering the power he never asked for.

When the Knight King failed to protect his own world, the Goddess granted him a final mercy a peaceful life. Reborn in the world of Honkai, he expected calm days, quiet mornings, and freedom from war. What he got instead? A janitor's uniform, a mop, and a bottle of industrial-strength cleaning bleach. Yet fate is never done with legends. With the strength of a fallen king and the skills of a transcendent warrior, the former Knight King now battles the Honkai in the most absurd way imaginable scrubbing, sweeping, mopping, and wiping away calamity itself. This is the tale of the legendary Knight King who cleans halls by day, slays Honkai by night, and unknowingly alters the destiny of humanity... all while being paid minimum wage. A hero reborn. A mop-wielding warrior. A fate rewritten.

A What If Timeline from my other Honkai Story in which the Captain dies and reincarnates once again. A young boy with a sword, traveling alone with the skills his teacher taught and passed down to him. In this Apocalyptic-like world, with his memories gone once again, how will things go about when the Valkyries find him once again? "Captain?" Captain...? Who's she talking about? "CAPTAIN!" W-What is this? Why is this pretty lady hugging him? And why is she calling him Captain? Did she mistake him or something? He's no Captain! He's F/N Blair! Also, why are there more girls looking at him with shock? Cover Source: https://honkaiimpact3.hoyoverse.com/m/global/en-us/media/wallpaper

Transmigrated into Honkai Impact 3rd as the only guy in Nagazora, Evan's cheat is simple: the more the destined Valkyries love him, the stronger he gets. With the Third Eruption counting down, Raiden Mei cooks for him in secret, Kiana Kaslana crashes as his chaotic roommate, and every heartbeat of affection pulls S-rank Stigmata and Divine Keys from the gacha. To survive the apocalypse, he must turn friendship into power, and romance into miracles. One man. A dorm full of future Herrschers. Zero plot armor... except the bonds he builds. Can love really defy the Honkai? In this world, it's the only thing that can.

I swear this is not just me simping for Herta-

Kelvin Fujiwara is a HIKIKOMORI who cut himself off from the world after a tragic accident took his parents and younger sister when he was just 15. Following the loss of his family, Kelvin became a reclusive and distant person, showing minimal interest in anything outside his control, although he does care about what he can manage. Since that fateful day, he rarely smiles, and his life has only gotten tougher. Now at 25, a decade later, Kelvin has faced a lot of pain, sadness, and struggles. He's been let down by family, betrayed by friends, left by his girlfriend, dropped out of college, often lost jobs, and even dealt with bullying and harassment. Despite everything, Kelvin works hard to live a good life, hitting the gym regularly, learning new things, eating well, and taking care of himself, especially his appearance. His only vice is that he loves staying up late with a cup of coffee. There was even a time he stayed awake for three days just to finish the Call of Duty Modern Warfare series. But one night, right after he wrapped up Honkai Impact 3rd part 1, Kelvin gets hit with a terrible headache, and when he wakes up, he finds himself in a totally unexpected place. He's been reincarnated into the game he just completed.

When y/n thought 2020 couldn't get any worse, something happened out of this world. Will he survive it, or will he perish by the hands of the enemy? All rights go to their respective owners. This is my first book, so i won't have a consistent schedule