You're dreading Christmas break. So is he. Turns out, the only way to make it tolerable for the both of you is to pretend to be dating over the holidays. Levi's family is full of narcissists and assholes, and yours is nosy and a pain in the ass. Having a girlfriend makes Levi look a bit more put together and gets him away from his relatives' nagging, and having a boyfriend stops the complaints of your parents and aunts about when you're going to start taking dating seriously. It's mutually beneficial: and that's all it's supposed to be. Right? No feelings necessary. ...Right? #1 in hangezoe (July & Dec, 2023) #1 in aotxreader (August, 2023) #1 in attackontitan (June, 2024) #1 in snk (March, 2025)

Jean Kirstein, a soldier of the royal guard of the kingdom Eldia is granted a promotion. Although he'd normally be thrilled, his new job requires watching over and protecting the princess who has a terrible habit of doing exactly what she's not supposed to. reader discretion advised. all characters 18+, no titan powers, set in fantasy world. smut. content for 18+. talk about death and killing. violent/graphic scenes. cover art creds: gundo_49 on twitter!!

- 𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐞'𝐬 𝐩𝐚𝐭𝐡 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐥, 𝐟𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐟𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐜𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐞𝐟𝐭. [chapters 1-4 rewritten in april 2022] jean kirstein x fem! reader. slow burn. modern au. fluff, angst, smut. trigger warnings posted in chapters. 18+ (explicit language, mentions of death/grief, implied mentions of suicidal thoughts, implied mentions of abuse, nsfw, violence, etc.) enjoy.