😭DISCONTINUED😭 Check out my new original story HER INHERITANCE for new updates!!!!!! https://www.wattpad.com/story/405251844?utm_source=ios&utm_medium=link&utm_content=share_writing&wp_page=create&wp_uname=Blonde_Dumb THE AMAZING COVER ART WAS BY @d-bois AAAAAA THANKS AGAIN Y/n comes from a broken home. All her life she had to raise herself and her sister, and that left her making bad decisions, like doing drugs and killing her worthless parents. She had to leave her home town after burning down the house. "You're in South Park, Colorado, kid. And this is my last stop. I don't think there's any other transfers around here." He stared at me. South Park? I wasn't supposed to be here.... "Wait- p-please, Mister! I'm only fourteen, and alone! You have to take me back with you!" I pleaded. "Well... I suppose I could drive you back for an extra ten bucks." He offered. I stuffed my hands in my pockets and pulled out my only change. Two pennies, a dime, three nickles, and a gum wrapper. The only other cash were a bunch of hundred dollar bills, and there was no way this guy could break one for me. "Uh... heheh...." I held the change up to his face. "Sorry kid. I might feel a little bad if you were like, nine or something." He shrugged. I furrowed my brow at him and sunk back. I guess I'd have to break a hundred in town. "God dammit." I sighed. When she crosses the path of her new friends, she gets caught up in the insane madness of the world of South Park, just like everyone else that passes through that tiny Mountain town. Who knows who she can really trust with the power of the Pringles, handed over to her by Al Gore. But there is a certain mysterious person she has in mind.... The other Jilted Junkie wearing an orange parka over his face.

Playboy and whore are two things Kenny McCormick is use to being called on a daily basis. Though he could care less what anyone thinks about him, as long as his best friend still sees the good in him. She has been his rock and biggest supporter since preschool. And he doesn't plan to let her go. But he is keeping a huge secret that could change his friendship with her forever. He fell in love with his best friend. And he has to prove to her brother he's serious about being with her. ∘₊✧───────────────✧₊∘ Smart, sweet, and sees the good in everyone, Y/n Marsh is a girl any boy would dream to be with. The one catch, she's got an overprotective brother that scares off anyone dumb enough to approach her. But that doesn't really matter since she doesn't care about dating while still in school. All she wants is to finish high school with decent grades and make fun memories with her best friend. Her plans for not dating get thrown out the window when she suddenly starts thinking about her best friend in a not so friend way, and she is faced with something she wasn't prepared for. She fell in love with her best friend. She has one problem, her twin brother does not support the idea of them dating. [Recommended Age: 16+] [Word Count: 48,758]

Ambitious. Nerdy. Respectful. Kyle Broflovski is the top student in school. He studies hard and is the captain of the school's basketball team. He's smart, athletic, and handsome. A combination that would make any girl interested. But every time a girl shows him any interest (or he shows interest in a girl), Cartman takes things into his own hands to ruin Kyle's relationships. So when he develops new feelings for a girl he has known all his life, he keeps his feelings for her hidden from his friends. Not just because of Cartman's schemes, but also because she is considered off-limits and could destroy his friendship with his best friend. Then there is the fact that her best friend is in love with her, too. She is everything he wants in a girl. It's a bonus that she is absolutely stunning. How could he not fall for her? ∘₊✧───────────────✧₊∘ Beautiful. Kind. Flirty. Y/n Marsh is a girl any boy would dream to be with. The one catch, she's got two overprotective brothers-her best friend is practically a second brother to her-that scare off anyone dumb enough to approach her. That doesn't really matter since she doesn't care about dating while still in school. All she wants is to finish high school with decent grades and make fun memories with her best friend. Plans change when she asks her brother's best friend for help in their English class. As they grow closer, her admiration for the boy turns into real genuine feelings. How will her brother react to this news? And why is her best friend suddenly acting strange? TWs: Swearing, attempted SA, sexual content, ect. [Recommend Age: 16+] [Word Count: 66,236] Previously Titled: Everything Has Changed

Y/N is a Part-time Barista at Tweek Bros Coffee, and are staying in South Park with your aunt, uncle, and cousin due to your parents going through a divorce. Your parents send you to South Park in order to prevent you from having to deal with the stress and heartache that's to come of the divorce. You aren't planning on staying long, just until the divorce is over. However, some things happen in South Park that might change your life forever. Please keep in mind that these characters are aged up to be 18+! Impressive Rankings: #1 Kyle #1 SouthPark #1 StanMarsh #1 CraigTucker

Craig and Cartman, partners in crime. Despite Craig hating Cartman they still worked well together without even meaning to. Craig kept you from dating and Cartman kept Kyle from dating. Just Craig did it so he wouldn't see you hurt while Cartman just wanted to piss Kyle off. They never had the intent or idea it would push you guys together since you hated each other. The world works in mysterious ways. Or as you would say, Mysterion ways... "HAH REMEMBER THAT KENNY! NERD!" "Fuck you" !Cross posted on Ao3! Username is the same! !Fem Reader! I just had to break the fourth wall, I promise this story isn't complete crack (I think?) Warnings- every south park warning and more. drinking is a heavy theme. Extreme slow burn. !Smut in later chapters, check my personal bio to know which chapters have smut!

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